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Let's get a few things straight right off the bat.

Labeling half the icons as CE, or crazy eyes, is not amusing. You know what else isn't funny? You plotting the [insert airquotes here] best ways to make my life miserable.

While we're at it, can we cull the pack up in here, stop giving them the time of day for their little whinings and social events with hunters and get back to finishing up the rest of my story?

Oh! While we're at it, you can keep with the mocking of Stefan while you're watching the rest of the series. Least the commentary is entertaining while you're doing nothing with me.

Oh yeah, point two! Why nott just wait until you have a clue what's going on instead of just putting me out there at the end of season one?

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I wouldn't get your hopes up with regards to making your life better. They seem to enjoy putting us in awkward situations.

And season one isn't so bad. It could be ... a lot more complicated.

Edited 2013-01-20 21:09 (UTC)

Really? So tell me then, how awkward has your life gotten? Let's leave out things that I'll learn as my mundane finally catches up. How bad has it gotten for you, Elena?

The upside to complicated is that it's fun. [And that's his story and he's sticking to it for now. See? Smiles. Smiles mean fun.]

[Elena looks vaguely amused at that because complicated for them usually means anything but, but she'll play along for now.]

Well, mine is planning on shipping me off to some other world where a prince gets to decide if he wants to marry me or not.

They're what?

What year is it again? I was pretty sure I watched the end of that whole marrying girls off game. At least in this country.

They're not from Earth. I'm pretty sure that that means they can be as old fashioned as they want.

[she shrugs.]

Actually, the tradition usually goes that the prince goes out into the world to try and find their mate. But for some reason here, the prince can't leave. So they're bringing the potentials to him.

Elena Gilbert, marrying an alien. This sounds like the worst episode of Punk'd ever.

Would this make you the princess? Legally, that is.

Well, I'd have to become a Nysgod. And then I think I have to have a baby, but technically once all that is said and done, I'd get to be queen.

[which is about ten steps up from princess, thank you.]

A Nysgod. Is that like converting to Judaism? Take a course and some mystical not so mystical religious stuff and then you're converted? Would the kid have tentacles or are they like greys. You know, all huge eyes and long limbs...

Damon.

[Do not make her judge you. You were doing so well.]

They're human-ish. Immortal, but other than that, they're physically just like us.

No. No one is physically just like me, but we'll go with humanish.

You seem pretty accepting of the whole marriage and babies without love thing. Are you sure you aren't an alien already?

I'm not ... accepting it. But I know that fighting with my mun isn't really going to change anything.

Plus, maybe I can help him. The prince, I mean. He doesn't want to get married anymore than we do.

Giving up never gets you anywhere, Elena. Think about where I'd be if I'd given u... Wait, don't do that.

So. You're being noble and saving the poor, downtrodden alien prince with his parade of brides? Let me guess. He plays for the other team, doesn't he?

Actually the Nysgods don't care about that. They have male and female candidates.

Oh really? Be so thankful you're not competing with me for that. I would so win. If I wanted to be queen that is.

Would that be king? Hmmm.

If you win, though, you'd still have to have a baby.

[ayep.]

Wait. No.

No.

I'm going to say this again.

NO.

[amused]

No one ever said you had to marry him, Damon.

These hips weren't made for bearing children, thank you.

Besides, I like my figure.

I'm aware of that. You've made it incredibly apparent many times over.

I noticed the word incredible in that sentence. Good to know how you see me.

Not that kind of incredible, Damon.

Yeah, I'm not unhearing that. Not Sorry.

I would be surprised if you were.

Chin up, crazy eyes. I'm sure you'll be just fine.

[ Not really. She just takes a lot of pleasure in the potential misery. ]

Yeah, not feeling really assured here. Good thing I'm not relying on your bedside manners or anything.

Where did I go wrong? Should I have brought flowers? Chocolates? A balloon?

I think it was that left turn at the nickname.

Seemed fitting to me.

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