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dear_mun2013-01-20 01:01 am
whydidithavetobecrows) wrote in dear_mun2013-01-20 01:01 am
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The Muse is insisting he can handle a game like zodion or amatomnes ...
Oh, come on already! Either of those places would be perfect for me. You know it and I know it. No need to be shy here.
[His eyes narrow.]
Besides, you owe me. Your friend is a great gal and it's wonderful she's letting you stay with her while you get back on your feet, but she is also a druid who worships The Morrígan as one of her patron deities.
You. Owe. Me.
Send me someplace nice. I'm tired of dreaming of crows.
[His expression suddenly brightens.]
Besides, it's coming up on Valentine's Day. What better gift could you give than me?
[His eyes narrow.]
Besides, you owe me. Your friend is a great gal and it's wonderful she's letting you stay with her while you get back on your feet, but she is also a druid who worships The Morrígan as one of her patron deities.
You. Owe. Me.
Send me someplace nice. I'm tired of dreaming of crows.
[His expression suddenly brightens.]
Besides, it's coming up on Valentine's Day. What better gift could you give than me?
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[ A shrug. ] Besides, what's so bad about crows? They're black and black is a sophisticated color.
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You're kidding right, Lass? Are you of all people admitting to a gap in your knowledge? That must be a first! Lucky for you, I'm in the mood to be a teacher this morning so I'll help you out.
Crows are her tools. They are just bad news-sophisticated color or no.
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I always wanted a pet crow. Maybe I could make them my token familiar spirit instead of the owls of amethyst I commonly use.
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Now you're making fun of me! Why would you want to downgrade like that? Stop kidding around. Geez...
[Lancer actually pouts a little.]
I can't get anyone to take me seriously lately. Not you and not my mun either. What's so much better about the other Lancer I'm sharing headspace with that he gets a game and I get stuck with you?
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Apparently another variation of myself would like to remind you that you were fond of my legs. Your poor ranking with luck is in play here since we only met briefly in the Holy Grail War I was stuck in.
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No, now that's not what I meant. You and your legs are always welcome, it's I would rather be running into them in a game where we could be having some fun, you know? A place I could get to know them better.
And that would be your bad luck, not mine. Maybe we should take this opportunity to fix that?
[He winks at her and the leer that accompanies that wink tells her just how he thinks they should go about doing that.]
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[ Suddenly she's not too happy to be residing in sex island. The thought of Lancer seeing her legs without the stockings--no, that's more horrifying than the knowledge of Shirou Emiya winning the war! ]
T-Talking like that, geez!! You're not serious, are you?!
[ ... ] You are. You are serious!
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Now, it wouldn't be very nice of me to tease a sweet young lass like yourself, would it? I'm completely serious. Legs like yours are serious business. Anyone who doesn't treat them as such shouldn't be able to look upon them.
[Lancer's eyes twinkle and he smirks at her a moment longer before breaking out into a loud laugh.]
And now we are even...
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[ Waggling a finger towards him. ] If you're going to start talking about that, I'll bring up something embarrassing about you.
[ Puffing up her cheeks, she quickly thinks of something. ]
Like your stupid ponytail! It's stupid! Only someone who was stupid would wear a stupid ponytail!
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Well, if that is how you really feel. I'm going to take the high road here, though. Sorry to disappoint, but I have no inclination to talk about how stupid or not my ponytail is. Instead, lets talk about your legs again.
Your sexy legs. Those trim, long, sexy legs that are so long and lean and sexy.
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[ No Rin, don't go down that path. ] Your hair is on full display. That and your poor attitude, yes, I see it all now. You'd do better sticking around in that headspace and not venturing out to any game.
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[That leer from before? It's back in full force.]
You're right. My view of your legs has been limited. I really need to fix that.
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[ Flailing her arms as she continues to scream at him. ] My collar is never that loose! I have a partner or something! Well, I did but they're in a forest and the other one has a lover already! I don't need any help though!
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Oh, you are just too easy!
[And he leaves it at that just waiting for the explosion...]
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... Er, that's to say it'd take a lot more than my collar needing to be loosened before I consider it.
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Oh no, I am doomed. Miss Tohsaka has rejected my advances and I'm sure there won't be anyone else who will be willing to save my handsome mug from certain death...
[Lancer leans forward and then grins wildly at her.]
Wait...sex island. What the hell am I worried about? I ain't nearly so picky as you.
[He pauses after that though, a different look entering his eyes. A memory stirs at the back of his mind and it dampens his mood a great deal.]
I don't know what 'being in a forest' means, but as long as they are taking care of you and doing their jobs that don't matter.
[Heaven help the guy who tried anything on her like that brat Shinji had because Hell would have been gunning for his heart.]
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[ Although to be honest, she might stick with a Servant over a king. It's hard to tell: who would be the one to save her from someone else should she run her mouth too much? ]
Ugh, the forest means they're gone for a while. I won't be able to do anything with someone if they wander off in there... which means I have to look for another partner.
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[He raises an eyebrow at her, teasing look back on his face.]
And your other choice is too busy with his new toy to play? What a shame. Whatever will you do? Collar's gunna get pretty tight pretty fast, no? Sometimes it's not so good to be the boss fight of boss fights...
[This one will tell you a Servant will always be better than a king, but considering the king he knows? Little bit of a bias there...]
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So that's that. This discussion is over with. You can resume looking elsewhere.
[ Not that she's outright rejecting him. No one can blame her for having some interest in an enemy Servant and one who uses that weapon? She knows of his reputation, so he might not even be bothered if she found someone else instead of him. ]
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Mmmm, that red devil's there, you say?
[Lancer's eyes narrow and a completely different type of interest fills them.]
And you still have worries like those. Seems some things never change. Looks like I'm going to have to come over there just so I can drag him back to you to apologize like I promised I would. And I'll even apologize in advance for him bleeding all over your carpeting.
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[ Er. ] Wait, you shouldn't really hurt him even if he does come back. I'm doing perfectly fine without him and besides, I'd never ever do that with him!
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Eh...I'll think about it, but lass it's not nice to play with a guy's hopes like that. I'm all riled up now and have no outlet for it! You should really fix that.
...And you say you aren't picky. Who would you do it with then, hmm? Everyone who has come up so far you've vetoed. I'm not good enough for you. Archer ain't good enough for you--though I won't argue that one...
/grabby hands at
*Is happily grabbed* Why hello there....
[Lancer stops and blinks at her. Panda girl. That's a new one. After a moment, though, he shrugs it off. It's not like he hasn't seen stranger. In all honesty, he's looking for something interesting and she is definitely interesting to look at.]
But that is old news. You on the other hand are something new. Where are you from little lady? I don't know if I have seen someone quite like you before...
Hey there, baby, I'll give you a game anytime~
[Lucky for Lancer, Lihau is quite friendly and laid back. She giggles a little at the tone of voice, but it's more in an almost flirting way.]
I am a pandaren of the Alliance. I come from the world of Azeroth, which your mun may or may not recognize -- it is the land in the game "World of Warcraft."
Please, feel free to ask anything you may be curious about. I would be happy to answer the questions of such a handsome young man.
Well then aren't I the lucky one today?
My mun is indeed familiar with that place, though her time there ended before your people joined the Alliance. Well, she says it's more complicated than that, but...
[He waves a hand dismissively.]
...I give less than a care about all those details. You're the interesting one here. And you have a good eye for beauty it seems. I think we're going to get along just fine, you and me.
[He gives her a detailed looking over not even trying to hide it. A smirk crosses his face once he's done.]
You've got a good look to you. You're a fighter, yes? So what is this world of yours like?
Oh you better believe it.~
You have my thanks. Many find my kind almost a day to day occurrence now, and it is always nice to meet others who are interested.
[She makes no effort to dissuade him from his looking-over, not even to cover the cleavage gap her armor sports. She just gives a playful smile.]
I am a fighter. A Brewmaster, to be specific. A monk who has trained in the normal arts of such, but who has also trained extensively to be able to keep my awareness while intoxicated and use the effects it has upon my body to enhance my fighting skill.
[Stagger, baby, Stagger. Being able to convert 20%+ of all damage dealt to a curable damage over time is an absolutely wonderful thing.]
As for the world... I would assume it is like any other, mostly. There are many different places with different climates and filled with monsters, dungeons to explore, and others to interact with. Perhaps the most unique thing is the...
[She sighs, looking sad.]
The large-scale war between the Alliance and the Horde.
:-D
You keep your awareness while drunk and use the effects on you to enhance how you fight. Tell me more...
[His excitement is tempered, though, when he notices the sadness in her eyes a little later.]
You don't like the fighting? Is the war an unjust one?
[Fighting is pretty much is fighting to him, but after being through a Grail War and seeing how twisted that war ended up, he's starting to realize that not all wars are just about the fighting.]
<3~
It is not that it is unjust. It is that... from my understanding, the war has been going on for a very long time. There have been attempts at peace, but all of which have fallen through. And now the Horde's new leader is...
I do not know how to describe him. I have never met him myself, but he sounds as if he is a murderous monster. I could not say for sure, but all I know is that those under his command appear to do terrible things.
[Her smile brightens after a moment, though.]
But there is little any but our leaders can do, so there is no need to dwell on the sadness.
The training of a Brewmaster is fairly intensive. It is a specialization of the monk style of fighting, so you must be skilled in that before you can begin to train further. Much of how I fight uses various brews that I create myself -- some I use to soak an enemy so that I may set them aflame, an other I use to reinforce my body and reduce the damage that can be done to me, and still another I use to make my awareness even sharper so that I can avoid attacks.
It is a difficult style because one must master many things. The art of awareness while intoxicated, the art of using intoxication's effects, the art of brewing your own drink, and the art of using your body as a shield for those around you -- and this is on top of the usual, intense training that monks undergo.
If we are ever in a game together -- or a "musebox," as my mundane notes -- I would be more than happy to teach you. It would be a long road, however.
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I'm not going to lie. I'm a fighter and I'm damn good at it. Give me a war and as long as there is a chance for some good fighting, I'll be all over it, but...
[He pauses, a serious look entering his eyes.]
I learned recently that having such a simple view on things isn't a good idea. It sounds like your war is one of those things that is just like that. I hope this new leader isn't as bad as you have been lead to believe. People are hurt and killed in war all the time--there's no way to avoid it--but there's no reason to make things worse just because you can.
[Serious stuff out of the way, Lancer can't help but smile as she describes her fighting style further. And once she's done, he can't help but laugh.]
Damn, I'm on the wrong world here. Why wasn't I summoned on yours? I'm going to hold you to that promise, lass, if we ever end up in the same place. This I gotta learn! And I think you'll find me a very willing student.
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A willing student is always the best student, though you seemed to be interested in more than learning.
[Not that she minds. Oh no, not that she minds at all.]
I would be willing to begin teaching you at any time. For specific games, I am to be going to Witches' Reign, soon, if you decide to look towards that way.
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I'm always ready for a good time with an interesting lady especially when I've been locked away as long as I have! Do you have any idea how boring it gets stuck in a place where your only other company is a fellow servant like yourself? Now, there ain't nothing wrong with Diarmuid and it's rather nice that he looks up to me and all, but he's a bit of a wet blanket if you know what I mean.
And he might be the prettiest guy I've ever seen, but he's no lady. Not even when we are both dead drunk off our asses.
Witches' Reign, I'll throw that name to my mun. She's being really sketchy about all this. I'm a big boy. I can handle myself, but she's not so sure about herself I guess. She keeps complaining about how long it's been since she wrote any smut.
[He rolls his eyes.]
There are some things you just don't forget! If she's forgetting stuff like that, I think she has worse problems to worry about then apping me to a game, am I right?
practice makes perfect aka sob I have a musebox?! i-if you want...
After that... well, certainly, I am unattached.
[Still ever flirty.]
As for "smut," mine is the same, though her philosophy is that as long as both sides are pleased, then you certainly are fine. Is that not the point of all roleplay?
Can't promise anything cause I dunno what I'm gunnna do w/this boy, but if you wanna drop the name..
Hell, mun's half thinking of sending HIM to one of these places cause he would react more negatively to having to have sex to stay alive. That doesn't make me too happy. It's my turn. I suppose I just have to keep reminding her she's already getting into angst overload with him over at the other game and I'm suppose to be the one balancing him out by having some fun.
Muns....
That best for a starter is sounding better and better, Lass...
I know that feelin'.
[Pffft, you amuse her, Lancer.]
Having sex to stay alive would be somewhat taxing, I suppose, especially for those shy of it. But it sounds sound like you would handle it much better and you do deserve it.
Is that so? I am glad I seem to be interesting you in it.
[She laughs again, playfully leaning in a little, almost teasingly.]
I have not exactly had much in the way of pleasure myself, though I have been quite busy with beasts and monsters. Not exactly the same thing, of course.
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Thanks! :-)
[Lancer grins and winks at her.]
Now, Lass, that's something you really need to work on correcting, but I ain't going to knock fighting beasts and monsters either. That's a whole other kind of pleasure, you know? Tell me, what's the most interesting critter you've ever fought?