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[worstpire]

No.

No, nope, I am not being dragged into your half-cocked plans -- not this time, not ever. You think I don't know what kind of things you get up to with your scheme-y friends? Don't you think I've suffered enough mental anguish? I'm still dealing with the v-word problem, I don't have time for this!

Okay, okay, I'm sorry for yelling at you, but still, no. Noooooo.

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[worstpire]

I'm fine. I don't even see how that'd work, considering I don't breathe which is still fucking weird.

[livelygolem]

Maybe we can make a little bundle and like...smudge you. Or spike your pouches! Oh shit, we have so many options! Okay, so when do you have an afternoon-slash-evening free?

[worstpire]

Hanna, we are not experimenting with getting me high! In all likelihood I'll just get sick, and I am not doing the vampire vomit two-step again.