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[worstpire]

No.

No, nope, I am not being dragged into your half-cocked plans -- not this time, not ever. You think I don't know what kind of things you get up to with your scheme-y friends? Don't you think I've suffered enough mental anguish? I'm still dealing with the v-word problem, I don't have time for this!

Okay, okay, I'm sorry for yelling at you, but still, no. Noooooo.

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[worstpire]

Pffhah! Be my fucking guest! Do you know what a pain it is to get blood without putting your face on someone's body?

[onteamdyson]

Don't even joke! I totally would-- ... wait, what? Why aren't you using the face? You kind of need to use the face. That's where your mouth is. Do you want lessons? I'm a vampire expert, okay? I can teach you the ways of epic vamping.

[worstpire]

It's a personal choice!

[onteamdyson]

[Hold on-- Hold on, Conrad, Kenzi can't respond right now because she's doubled over with laughter and can't even breathe.]

[worstpire]

[ SIGHS DRAMATICALLY. ]

[onteamdyson]

I'm sorry-- I'm sorry, you just-- Ffffffffoh my god. You can't just stab someone in the neck with a straw! Unless you buy that crazy metal straw. But holy shit that sounds more painful than using your face. Think of the snack-person!

[worstpire]

WH -- NO ONE'S GETTING STABBED WITH A STRAW! That's disgusting!