[Homeless] [Voice testing]

[easybakeoven]

What's with the journal name? You think its easy to melt mechs down to their core components?

[Crosses his smaller pair of arms] It takes a lot of energy.

And then there's the cleanup. Which I have to get Vos or Kaon to do for me because I can't reach. It's a pain in the aft.

Comments

[failbomb]

[Wait, what? Was this one of the DJD complaining? Was that a thing? A thing they did between sowing terror throughout Decepticon ranks?]

Y-you know. If it's too much effort, yeah, I'm thinking maybe you could, you know, find another, uh, hobby.

['Hobby'? REALLY?]

[easybakeoven]

[Looks down with a patient expression.]

It's not a hobby. It's my job.

And so are you. Don't know how much of a turn Tarn is gonna give me this time though. Little ones like you? He does them pretty quick.

[failbomb]

Hey, now. The whole point of the war was that a mech's function shouldn't be dictated by his form.

[Says the bomb to the sauna. He may be a bit invested in that notion.]

Tarn? Why would Tarn even bother with a little guy like me? [He's all so big and important, right?]

[easybakeoven]

I used to smelt metal from the mines. Now I choose to smelt living mechs who disobey Megatron. [Shrug]

Because you're on the list. [He answers simply.]

[failbomb]

You sure you're a Decepticon?

[Because you sound like a posterchild for functionists.]

Hey I didn't disobey anyone! All I did was, you know, get scared.

You can't go around killing every 'con who's ever been a bit afraid.

[Can you?]

[easybakeoven]

You're questioning my loyalty, when you're on the list for abandonment of duty?

[Another non-committal shrug] I don't make the list. I just help destroy the people on it.

[failbomb]

I think I more than made up for it. Have you ever boarded a plane as a fraggin' bomb?

[That had pretty much sucked up his daily allotment of courage.]

I'm just saying that maybe, you know, there could be some common sense here. Melting people doesn't solve anything.

[Trufax.]

[easybakeoven]

That was to be your punishment. And you wriggled your way out of it.

[He has no sympathy for mechs who try to escape their fate.]

...Tarn seems to think its helpful. [You trying to say he's useless?]

[awesomeintheory]

Aw, I think it's a great name.

[easybakeoven]

You're just saying that.

[awesomeintheory]

I mean it! It's amusing, it's light-hearted – you know, everything the DJD isn't – it sums you up pretty well…

[easybakeoven]

Nah. Kaon is the funny one. He does this thing with his foot rest? Funniest slagging thing I've ever seen in my life.

[awesomeintheory]

I'll have to take your word on that one, big guy. [Skids, don't do finger-guns. You're not Misfire.]