On apps and other things

[deathscore]

Don't be too disappointed. Honestly, I'm glad Anise isn't going to show up here. Though while we're on the subject... do you think you could stop trying to hook me up with underage girls? Seriously, how many is this now? You have a problem. Most of them are half my age!

[Eye roll.]

Yeah, so they're aged up to 18. I'm 36, you know! That would be half my age. Are you bad at math or something?

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[singingsoldier]

[. . .]

[She has no idea what to say in this situation....]

[/quietly tries to escape.]

[deathscore]

You'd better get out of here Tear, or you'll be next! Oh wait... that wouldn't be so bad~

[Peony, please.]

[singingsoldier]

[dsfkljasdf]

I-I apologize, Your Majesty. I didn't mean to interrupt your discussion with your Mundane.

[deathscore]

Nah, you aren't interrupting. She never listens anyway, I just had to get it off my chest.

[As much as he flirts with them (here's to you, Anise), Peony doesn't actually have a thing for underage girls.]

[singingsoldier]

[She nods]

I would like to extend my services, should you ever need me. My Mundane is rather accommodating.

[Oh Tear, that's just 'cause you're not in a game]

[deathscore]

You might not want to extend your services, considering the topic. You're gonna give them ideas, you know.

[He heard Tear wouldn't even put on his swimsuit of choice at the spa! Surely she couldn't mean that.]

[singingsoldier]

[Blink. She isn't even considering.... She's a bit confused...]

[Tear, darling, choose what you say carefully]

Well, Your Majesty. I doubt I could really stir so many ideas. I am merely referring to this place. If you ever need someone to vent to, I'm more than happy to oblige.

[deathscore]

[Peony doesn't even say anything, he just looks at her intently, waiting for her to get it.]

[martelapproves]

H-Humans are disgusting.

[ ... except he's guilty of the same thing. With a multi-millenia age difference. ]

[deathscore]

Wh - hey! It's not like I'm choosing this! Unless you mean her, in which case, yes. I'm fairly certain she's a demon though, not a human.

[martelapproves]

Why would you want a demon, anyway?

[deathscore]

What, you mean my mun?

[She's obviously the disgusting one here, gosh Mithos.]

I don't really want her. You can have her if you like!

[martelapproves]

N-No, I don't want--... [ Growl. ] Who is it, then?

[deathscore]

Well, she says she's got one of your friends here...

[martelapproves]

What friends? All my 'friends' betrayed me.

[deathscore]

That one down there, that one! He's always moping about, total downer - but you're friends, right?

[strength_of_tomorrow]

[Here is said friend.]

You'd do well to not talk with this man, Mithos.

[He never shuts up, it's like talking to Zelos.]

[martelapproves]

[ Wait, Kratos? ]

Who is this moron?

[izayoi_tenbu]

You know, Your Majesty...I'm sure I could show you a couple of good reasons why you'd like it if I was 18~

[Plus, you're loaded. Even if we're trying to get out of that habit, some do die rather hard...]

[deathscore]

Oh, could you now? Now that sounds absolutely fascinating...

[What? There's no law against flirting! His grin sobers a bit.]

Honestly, though, this isn't the sort of place you want a friend showing up to. You get branded with a tattoo on arrival, and it can transmit drugs into your system.

[Unless you have sex, but he's not mentioning that part to Anise. Flirting only goes so far.]

[izayoi_tenbu]

Of course if you made a small donation towards a reformed Order it would certainly be worth your while~

[Maybe a bit for her too, if you're generous.]

Oh? I've heard about it. The Mun will not stop talking about how lovely it is to have a Zodiac-based game...and something about it being a shame about not apping. Though your description makes it sound more like slave-labor, Your Majesty.

[deathscore]

Hmm~ I'd have to hear about these reformations first, I think.

[He laughs at the mention of slave labor. It's certainly SOME kind of labor.]

I'd say it's more like a farm and we're the cattle. At least there's no slaughterhouse.

[They definitely get milked frequently, though.]

[izayoi_tenbu]

[Have an appropriate giggle to go with your laugh, it's always good to show interest!]

Well, it would take quite a bit of your time, Your Majesty~ You can always ask Colonel to find out for you...

[But, back to wheedling the premise of this game out of the Emperor, small talk can wait in comparison to snooping.]

Oh? That sounds very complicated...

[deathscore]

Oh no, you don't want me to ask Jade, he's a miser! You should tell me yourself.

[He nods seriously.]

It is kind of complicated. Difficult to explain. Maybe I should say we're more like horses...?

[No way Peony's saying it outright, but if she figures out his dirty jokes on her own he'd be all right with that.]

[izayoi_tenbu]

You really enjoy my company that much~?

[Well, she could always visit the Colonel later, or find some way to attract him and make the Emperor squirm so much.]

... [a beat] Your Majesty is certainly very studly♥