Emperor Peony Upala Malkuth IX (
deathscore) wrote in
dear_mun2013-01-17 02:57 pm
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On apps and other things
Don't be too disappointed. Honestly, I'm glad Anise isn't going to show up here. Though while we're on the subject... do you think you could stop trying to hook me up with underage girls? Seriously, how many is this now? You have a problem. Most of them are half my age!
[Eye roll.]
Yeah, so they're aged up to 18. I'm 36, you know! That would be half my age. Are you bad at math or something?
[Eye roll.]
Yeah, so they're aged up to 18. I'm 36, you know! That would be half my age. Are you bad at math or something?

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[She has no idea what to say in this situation....]
[/quietly tries to escape.]
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[Peony, please.]
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I-I apologize, Your Majesty. I didn't mean to interrupt your discussion with your Mundane.
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[As much as he flirts with them (here's to you, Anise), Peony doesn't actually have a thing for underage girls.]
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I would like to extend my services, should you ever need me. My Mundane is rather accommodating.
[Oh Tear, that's just 'cause you're not in a game]
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[He heard Tear wouldn't even put on his swimsuit of choice at the spa! Surely she couldn't mean that.]
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[Tear, darling, choose what you say carefully]
Well, Your Majesty. I doubt I could really stir so many ideas. I am merely referring to this place. If you ever need someone to vent to, I'm more than happy to oblige.
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[ ... except he's guilty of the same thing. With a multi-millenia age difference. ]
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[She's obviously the disgusting one here, gosh Mithos.]
I don't really want her. You can have her if you like!
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You'd do well to not talk with this man, Mithos.
[He never shuts up, it's like talking to Zelos.]
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Who is this moron?
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[Plus, you're loaded. Even if we're trying to get out of that habit, some do die rather hard...]
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[What? There's no law against flirting! His grin sobers a bit.]
Honestly, though, this isn't the sort of place you want a friend showing up to. You get branded with a tattoo on arrival, and it can transmit drugs into your system.
[Unless you have sex, but he's not mentioning that part to Anise. Flirting only goes so far.]
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[Maybe a bit for her too, if you're generous.]
Oh? I've heard about it. The Mun will not stop talking about how lovely it is to have a Zodiac-based game...and something about it being a shame about not apping. Though your description makes it sound more like slave-labor, Your Majesty.
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[He laughs at the mention of slave labor. It's certainly SOME kind of labor.]
I'd say it's more like a farm and we're the cattle. At least there's no slaughterhouse.
[They definitely get milked frequently, though.]
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Well, it would take quite a bit of your time, Your Majesty~ You can always ask Colonel to find out for you...
[But, back to wheedling the premise of this game out of the Emperor, small talk can wait in comparison to snooping.]
Oh? That sounds very complicated...
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[He nods seriously.]
It is kind of complicated. Difficult to explain. Maybe I should say we're more like horses...?
[No way Peony's saying it outright, but if she figures out his dirty jokes on her own he'd be all right with that.]
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[Well, she could always visit the Colonel later, or find some way to attract him and make the Emperor squirm so much.]
... [a beat] Your Majesty is certainly very studly♥
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