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[notdying]

Dude, I'm just over here laughing. You have no idea what you're doing, do you? It's like... watching a cat do that demonic possession thing when it hears a loud noise. That's exactly what it's like. Chill out, friend.

C'mon, we both have stuff to do. Take it easy, Satan Cat, nobody's rushing you.

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[onteamdyson]

The sideways walking?! Dude, do you mean the sideways walking?! Shit, that's a good analogy. For life.

[notdying]

Right? It's the only thing that fits with all this 'nuuuuh' and 'wuuuh'-ing going on.

[onteamdyson]

Psssssssssssht. You seem fine to me. But I dunno, you could be all freaky under there. Horroshow on the inside. Microwaved phone, melty plastic, totally messed up-- I mean if you are, wow, great job hiding it. You're well-adjusted as hell on the outside. GOOD JOB, SATAN CAT! Keep it up.

... You'd tell me if you were internally combusting or whatevs, right?

[weld]

Making you the loud noise, right?

[ Seems fitting. ]