Considering zodion

[gojyo]

It's been a long while since we've done this shit, huh? Maybe you should think about this for a second before you place me in one of these hell holes again. Nothing good ever comes out of this shit.

Wait- Sex is required? 

Alright, sign me up.

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[edmond_dantes]

"Nothing good," you say?

[gojyo]

Well, isn't this a surprise?

[edmond_dantes]

Have you been well? I would assume so, since your mundane hasn't put you through such torment for quite some time.

[gojyo]

Eh. I've been pretty lonely and could use some good company.

If you catch my drift.

[edmond_dantes]

... Which is why you're eager to join a world where intercourse is a requirement. This does not surprise me.

[gojyo]

It shouldn't surprise you of all people.

[edmond_dantes]

Yes, I am well acquainted with your sexual appetite.

[gonou]

Honestly, I wonder why I'm surprised that might be a selling point for you.

[gojyo]

Oh, c'mon, Hakkai. I thought you knew me better.

[gonou]

Of course I do - don't suppose it's something I'll ever forget about you. Just please tell me you won't have your roommate clean up after you again.

[ bitter? not at all. ]

[gojyo]

What? And have me do all the work around the place? Sorry, but things haven't changed that much.

Besides, why do the work when I can go out and play.

[gonou]

And here I thought I was special. I'm hurt, truly.

I'm afraid you'll have to learn to pick up after yourself at some point, Gojyo. How did you ever survive before?

[gojyo]

If you want to come pick my shit up, I'd be overjoyed. How isn't that special?

I don't think you even want to know about how I managed to scrape by. Dark days, Hakkai.

[gonou]

....I do hope that isn't supposed to make me feel better. I don't suppose I'll ever graduate from glorified housekeeper, will I?

Goodness. That's not a comfort at all. Though I suppose it's only to be expected; anyone would want to block out that mess. A selective memory can be quite convenient at times.

[gojyo]

And what exactly would you like to graduate to?

Hey, you were the one that brought it up. Wanna make it up to me?

[gonou]

Something a little less demeaning, I would think. Or do you really think so little of me?

I know I did. A mistake on my part, really. How would you propose I do that?

[gojyo]

I'm hurt. Really. How about "maid"? "Servant"? None of these are sounding too good right now, huh?

Buy me some booze and a nice whore for the night and I think I can get past it.

[gonou]

Please, Gojyo. I invite you to continue along that train of thought. Choose your next words very carefully.

A whore, hm? I do think I saw a rather nice one in the lobby. Pedro, I believe his name was. Let me just call him up for you.

[gojyo]

Just to save my ass, I think I'll just stop talking now.

On second thought, I'll just take the booze. Don't wanna bother Pedro down there afterall.

[gonou]

Are you sure about that? I'm quite confident in your imagination.

[ DIG YOURSELF DEEPER? Y/N| ]

Really? He looked quite accommodating. [ grin grin. ] I assume you'd like the regular brand?

[gojyo]

Nope, not gonna say it.

[TOO SCARED OK??]]

No thanks. Not interested. Let's just forget about this, okay?

SUP BB HI

[rosewhipmyhair]

You seem hardly fazed by the requirements of that place...

AHHHH HIIIIII

[gojyo]

Why would I be?

this will be good oh yes B)

[rosewhipmyhair]

Not many people approve of Zodion's requirements.

B) ehehe

[gojyo]

Looks like some people don't like to have a little fun now and then.

[rosewhipmyhair]

[how does he manage to become acquainted with all the promiscuous ones--]

... not everyone considers being forced into sexual activities fun.

[gojyo]

Forced?

Sounds like this shit gets kinky.

[rosewhipmyhair]

More or less.

Those in charge have... interesting ways to get others to sleep with one another.

[smilingfatality]

That's not very surprising.

[gojyo]

I never expected you to be surprised.

[smilingfatality]

Of course you didn't.

Mine seems to think the same, by the way. She claims I need to get out more. I beg to differ, but it seems I have little choice in the matter.

[gojyo]

From what I've heard, you're actually there now.

[smilingfatality]

So it seems.

Sanzo's there, so I think I'll have something to keep me busy.

Your Gojyo brings all the Hakkais to the yard

[stepford_smiler]

Hahaha!

And that is all it takes for you, isn't it?

I'M VERY OK WITH THIS

[gojyo]

I'm a simple man with simple tastes, Hakkai.

This shouldn't be a surprise to you.

AND THEY'RE LIKE "nag nag nag nag smile and nag" lmfao

[stepford_smiler]

It's not a surprise at all.

[He holds up a finger.]

But you and I have been to enough of these places to know that they are not so simple.

[He lets his hand rest at his side once more.]

There is always a catch in these certain kinds of situations.

AS THEY SHOULD BE

[gojyo]

But what could be bad about getting guaranteed sex?

[stepford_smiler]

That part, I'm sure, is the simplest part of the whole thing.

However, do you recall things called "events"?

[gojyo]

Eh, vaguely. It's been a long fucking time so I don't remember too well.

[stepford_smiler]

Ahaha...

You'll find out soon enough then.

[Sorry, friend. You're on your own for this one. But he knows you're a big boy and can handle yourself in situations.]

It should be a good fit for you, though. I've heard sort of pleasant things about the place.

[gojyo]

Oh yeah? What sort of things have you heard?

[stepford_smiler]

Some of the other "muses" are nice!

[That's all he's knows for sure. Everything else he's heard has been interesting. But Gojyo should find that out for himself.]

Oh! And I believe you'll be put under Scorpio.

[He doesn't know what that means exactly, but it's something! Not like he's even thought of looking at the place thoroughly.]