Old muse is old - canon is daybreakers.

[asingledropleft]

[One tired looking vampire pulling on his tie and trying to keep out of the sun reading - for all intensive purposes less like a vampire and more like a sick man.]

Yeah well, sorry I came back too. Are you really going to go through with this?

Again?

[He looks pained] Nobody ever liked this as much as you did. An entire planet filled with vampires is not as exciting as it sounds. Honestly people thought it was really stupid and they were right.

[More pain. if possible] Can't you just...can't you just go bother Charles? Didn't you say you were looking for bad guys?...No huh?

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[comesback]

An entire planet of vampires? Sounds fun, I think.

[asingledropleft]

[he smiles weakly.] Sure. Fun. [Despite dwindling resources, friends who were basically eaten and the overwhelming urge to consume your own bodyweight in blood on a regular basis]

For vampires. Not for humans.

[comesback]

Whoever said I was human?

All that sucking. Brilliant.

[asingledropleft]

[squint.] Yes.

Being farmed. Hung upside down from the ceiling with your blood typed, vital organs collected, and drained on a regular basis. I'm told the process is slow. [He sniffs] And people with rare blood types go for twice as much.

Trust me pal. One day you're on top of the world and the next you're topping for some kid's ice cream cone. It happens.

[comesback]

Uh-huh. Maybe I wouldn't like the planet all that much, if that's what they do to people. [He can imagine. He's had more than a few slow deaths himself.]

[asingledropleft]

It's not their fault. Until we find a respectable blood substitute there's no way that we're going to be able to function without being dependent on...methods like that.

[He lowers his gaze] I'm sorry. Honestly. I wish it were different. People like to forget that we all used to be human.

[comesback]

Well, it's a planet, right? Surely there are other planets you could contact for help.

[asingledropleft]

...Earth? ...no. The space program was abandoned when the infection spread.

[igor_ina]

An entire planet with nothing but vampireth? I thuppothe they could all be black ribboners...

[It occurs to her she might be talking to a vampire.]

Thorry, thir. I couldn't help but wonder how that would work.

[bat_man]

An entire planet filled with vampires? [WHOA.] Dude, where do I sign up?