Apping to gargleblasted

[shallturnto]

So, hey, new game and stuff..so...wait.

No.
YOU CAN'T!

[I can do whatever I want Ashy-boy. Plus, your hormones had to come into play eventually.]

No they don't. Y-you cant even find her. So there. HA!

[I dunno. Pokedressing is supposed to be starting up again...]

Ohman...

[Starts whistling Under the Mistletoe]

ARGH!

Comments

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ It must be exciting
To send a creature in scratching and biting
But you should take care
It's a little unfair
To make rodents do your fighting ♪

[shallturnto]

Y'know, I've been through this before. My Pokemon LIKE battling.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Though he may accept your dominion
You never know a rat's opinion ♪

[shallturnto]

No, pretty sure I do.

[scraphoodlum]

[Just this look. Wow, Ash, you really need to get a hold of yourself.]

[shallturnto]

[Sorry, Ash is a Shonen hero. And therefore overreacts. But he does calm down now]

Hang on. You're a Scrafty right? I have a Scraggy.

[scraphoodlum]

[Jack nods slowly. Yep, he's pretty much a scrafty. Wait, you have a scraggy? The scrafty raises an eyebrow in interest. You have his attention.]

[shallturnto]

He's a pretty cool guy. Kinda bites off more than he can chew sometimes though.

[scraphoodlum]

[A smirk spreads across his face. Yeah, that's typical scraggy behavior. He punches his fist into his hand. How is he in a scrap, dude?]

[champ_coordinator]

Is there a problem, Ash?

[shallturnto]

Oh, hey Wallace. My mun's evil.

[I am not. I'm just a shipper who apparently can't stop shipping idiots and redheads.]

[champ_coordinator]

Evil. In what way?

[shallturnto]

Goin' out of his way to shove me inta situations I'm incredibly uncomfortable with evil?

[champ_coordinator]

Oh, I see. Most troubling for you, Ash. Have you tried speaking with your mun to explain your true feelings?

[rocket_james]

[Oh, it's the twerp!]

Is something wrong?

[shallturnto]

If there is, I'm not tellin' ya.

[Oh come on James, you know what the problem is. You've made fun of him and a certain twerpette for it enough times.]

[rocket_james]

Oh, don't be so stuffy. We all have mun troubles, you know.

[shallturnto]

No, 'cuz you're gonna make fun of me If I tell ya.

[rocket_james]

No, I won't.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Team Rocket, Team Rocket, their persistent mentality
And methods of endless flagrant illegality
Are accepted as such
And not remembered as much
As the questionable sexuality ♪