[It's probably not the best of times to be winding her up, unluckily. Her voice is deadpan when she speaks, and she can feel her fingers itching for something, anything, as long as it could be used as a weapon.]
[Doesn't bother him. Asura is the Demon God of Madness. Winding people up is his super power. One of them.]
You want me to tell you? You really want to know? I can tell you. You want me to? You're sure you want to know?
[He's sporting a crooked, slightly excited smile. One that practically begs to be wiped off his half hidden face.]
((OOC: Just in case it comes up, feel free to perform acts of violence on Asura, he's kind of immortal and usually just stands still and takes abuse.))
Y-Yeah... I guess it would. [ Less for him, and more for her. And by extension, everyone who crossed her path. He couldn't let that happen. Especially since almost any place they went wouldn't be anything like their own world. ]
Umm... well... my mun had a few ideas, but... I'd rather hear yours.
I don't think my mun would have the heart for that. [ Or the stupidity. ]
Where did you want to go? Mine was thinking of sending me to a place where other people in my mun's headspace are... but I don't really like them that much. One of them is a jerk, the other's a creep, and the last guy is totally insane.
My mun hasn't decided yet but she's decided she wants to send me somewhere she's unfamiliar with. But if it's with you I can endure anything she throws at me!
Your mun wants to send you there? But if you go there without me I won't be there to protect you. [obviously.] It's as though they want to hurt you. I'll kill them if they try to hurt you. I will!
Not everyone there would. Mun says some of the people there are actually pretty nice. [ Not that that means anything to her. After all they've been through, he'd have to be stupid not to know what she's capable of by now. ]
But... I'll go where you go. [ If only because he knows damn well what she'd do if she thought for even a minute that they were somehow separated. ] If you want to go there... mun will reserve me. I lost you once... [ Those ten thousand years were the hardest thing he's ever experienced in his entire life, and that's saying something. If it wasn't for Muru Muru, he might have even considered the Fourth World becoming a thing, too. ]
But Yukkii... even if they are nice you still can't trust them. They could be lying to you and trying to trick you into thinking you're safe and then stabbing you in the back when you're not looking. You understand, don't you Yukkii?
...I'll definitely go wherever you go. After all, I promised to protect you! I just need to make sure my mun agrees with me.
I don't think she'd send you if she wasn't going to, Yuno. [ Muns can be cruel, but are generally not suicidal. Of course, Yuno missed the point entirely - something he's used to by now, like having no expectation of privacy. He lowers his eyes for a moment, trying to think of a way to phrase this that Yuno would understand. "Killing is bad and you should feel bad" doesn't work. And frankly, after the Survival Game, he's pretty much desensitized to violence. Doesn't mean he likes it, though. ]
Muns are... [ Thinking... He needs to word this carefully. ] ... Kind of like Deus. They send us places just for the fun of it. But they can't do that at all if they're dead, so...
... yeah, you're probably right. [ A new world, Survival Game or not, especially one where they'll have to fight actual soldiers... as much as he doesn't like the idea of Yuno constantly being on edge because of that, he's not exactly quick to trust people right off the bat, either as a result of everything they went through. He just doesn't automatically assume the worst about everyone he meets. ]
At least we'll be able to keep our Diaries? That might help...
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Yeah, that.]
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Yuno's clearly agitated and her eyes slide over into his direction, narrowing.]
You're not Yukkii.
[He voice is soft and dangerous.]
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Neither are you.
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Where is he?
[There's more of a growl to her voice.]
Where's Yukkii?
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You want me to tell you? You really want to know? I can tell you. You want me to? You're sure you want to know?
[He's sporting a crooked, slightly excited smile. One that practically begs to be wiped off his half hidden face.]
((OOC: Just in case it comes up, feel free to perform acts of violence on Asura, he's kind of immortal and usually just stands still and takes abuse.))
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[Her voice gets louder with every word, and there's a dangerous glint in her eyes. Yuno's hands curl into fists as her agitation grows more and more.]
If you've hurt him--
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[He places his hands on the side of his face in a parody of The Scream, even tipping his hips to fit the pose.]
Eeh, I don't know, you haven't asked properly! How do I answer?
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You're not hurt...? If anyone has hurt you I swear I'll--
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[ Mostly so she'll stop worrying, and hopefully won't go crazy. ]
I, um... haven't really gone anywhere. But if you're going somewhere...
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I'll follow you wherever you go Yukkii. A place without Yukkii... that'd be terrible, right?
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Umm... well... my mun had a few ideas, but... I'd rather hear yours.
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Your mun isn't sending you anywhere without me, right Yukkii? I won't let them! I absolutely won't let them separate us again!
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Where did you want to go? Mine was thinking of sending me to a place where other people in my mun's headspace are... but I don't really like them that much. One of them is a jerk, the other's a creep, and the last guy is totally insane.
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My mun hasn't decided yet but she's decided she wants to send me somewhere she's unfamiliar with. But if it's with you I can endure anything she throws at me!
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But... I'll go where you go. [ If only because he knows damn well what she'd do if she thought for even a minute that they were somehow separated. ] If you want to go there... mun will reserve me. I lost you once... [ Those ten thousand years were the hardest thing he's ever experienced in his entire life, and that's saying something. If it wasn't for Muru Muru, he might have even considered the Fourth World becoming a thing, too. ]
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...I'll definitely go wherever you go. After all, I promised to protect you! I just need to make sure my mun agrees with me.
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Umm... I guess mun will reserve me at Exsilium, then. You're coming, right?
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If my mun doesn't let me go, I'll make her regret it.
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[ A sigh. ] Yuno... if you do that, then you won't be able to go anywhere. Your mun can't send you somewhere if she's dead.
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But if I don't she might not let us be together.
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Muns are... [ Thinking... He needs to word this carefully. ] ... Kind of like Deus. They send us places just for the fun of it. But they can't do that at all if they're dead, so...
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At least we'll be able to keep our Diaries? That might help...