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[seatoshiningsea]

Dude, what gives? It's like, five o' clock in the freaking morning and you're still awake! That's both kinda awesome and kinda horrifying. It's like you're a vampire or something. Don't you like to sleep at night?

I mean, I'm down to play video games all night too, especially when it's freaking Antarctica outside, but holy geez, dude!

But I see you're trying to stick me in a place to play around - I guess every place needs a hero! Couldn't ask for a better one, AM I RIGHT? Haha!

Still, bro. Go to sleep. I don't want to be up to see the hairy asscrack of dawn, kay?

Comments

[awesomemich]

Your mun needs some discipline. So does mine when she doesn't work.

Dawn does not have a "hairy asscrack". It's awesome to look at after just waking up. But not as awesome as I am just existing!

[seatoshiningsea]

Oh, hey dude! [America grins a bit, but oh man does he remember the discipline Von Steuben gave him. Ouch.] Actually, when she usually sits up this early, she's working! But lately....meh. Video games. I guess everyone needs a break now and again!

And yeah, dawn does so have a hairy asscrack if you've not slept and it's cold as all get out out there. No fun, not at all.

[awesomemich]

Kesesesese~ Of course video games are fun! Sleep isn't necessary when playing video games!

You have a lot to learn, still, about being awesome!

[seatoshiningsea]

Nah, man, you gotta look at the bigger picture! It's all about the big grand scheme of things!

Why be ONLY awesome, when you can be like me and be an AWESOME HERO?

[He laughs, only too obnoxious. Someone may smack him soon if he's not careful.]

[awesomemich]

Because I'm more awesome without being a hero!

[seatoshiningsea]

Pssssssh whatever bro - being awesomely heroic is even better! [He offers a decisive thumbs up, all grins and oozing confidence.]

[awesomemich]

Nein! It's too dorky! [says he who is the biggest dork]

[heroiccia]

Dude, other me why is your mun up that late?

Are they like some sort of freakin' vampire or something?

[seatoshiningsea]

Heyy! Look who it is - hi other me who is a totally cute girl! [He raises a hand in exuberant greeting, but then he leans forward, blue eyes wide.]

I KNOW, RIGHT? I'm like, holy crap dude! Creepy!

[heroiccia]

I ain't a girl dude, just the way the icon is set up.

Haha! We should totally help 'em fall asleep!

[seatoshiningsea]

Pffft hahaha! [America seems far too amused by this mixup; gleeful almost.] My bad! Blame the mun, dude - I should have totally realized we were the same heroic dude!

And that's a great idea! I can dig it - what's the plan?

[heroiccia]

No prob bro!

The plan? [What should the plan be?]

...I know! We could slip some sleepin' pills into a glass of warm milk for her!

[seatoshiningsea]

Oh man, I wish that would work! It took the docs three different hardcore painkillers just to knock her out when she had appendicitis! And even then she didn't sleep, on two painkillers plus synthetic morphine AND a sedative! No WAY sleeping pills are going to do crap!

We could put her in a boring lecture about taxes! Always works for me.

[heroiccia]

Hey yeah! That would work, we could take her to a Congress meeting! That should do the trick.

[seatoshiningsea]

Heck yeah! And with all the hot air in the room, man!

It's not like anything ever gets done there anyway - it's the best place to take a nap!

[blitzkriegd]

[eyeing you. he actually wants to tell America to stay away because Darstone is dangerous... but the app has already been posted and the muns have chatted amicably. so he'll just. say something. say what?]

I don't need your help! [oops that wasn't what he meant to blurt out]

[seatoshiningsea]

[America just grins broadly, leaning back in a chair as he munches on his lunch.]

Nice to see you too, England! Having all the fun without me? [Damn, look at him being so cheeky.]

[blitzkriegd]

Oh. Yes. Fun. Currently, I am in prison to protect myself from a bloody tyrant.

[seatoshiningsea]

Oh, well!

[America sits up and rolls up his sleeves, looking at once a bit silly but remarkably determined. He even puts the food away.]

Sounds like you could need a little help busting out. That's what we heroes do - you got some guns? I can see about bringing you one if you need it! Not gonna let you sit around rotting in jail, and pssh. Tyrants. We'll take care of that together!

[blitzkriegd]

[together. and all England hears is the voice of that bastard Germany ringing in his ears. he clears his throat]

Listen, perhaps you don't know this, but sometimes people can do things without you. I infiltrated her office myself, got the clues, helped put a revolution into motion.

[now it's his turn to look smug. yes, America. England's a badass! be amazed!]

[seatoshiningsea]

Whoa whoa whoa, dude! Don't get your panties in a knot; I never said you couldn't do stuff without me! [America frowns in a comical, somewhat childish fashion, lips pursed slightly.]

I just thought it would be fun busting you out of jail!

[blitzkriegd]

I went there on purpose, so breaking out would be a waste.

[seatoshiningsea]

'Cause you're scared of a tyrant?

You, the dude I watched shoot down all those Luftwaffe pilots just to give ol' Adolf the one-...well, two-fingered salute, afraid of a tyrant?

Come on, that's boring. We can take 'em!

[blitzkriegd]

My powers are extremely limited there. Besides that, if we, the Outsiders, distress the natives, that could cause a riot. We're there to help them, and part of doing that is taking down the government from the inside. It is a delicate situation, America. [besides, he loves sneaking. any opportunity to be a spy.

that and England wouldn't be too keen on getting the crap beaten out of him. again]

[seatoshiningsea]

....No, that's boring. I get what you're saying! But man, booooring. At least, it's boring if I don't get to sneak around too.

Dude, I'd make a killer diversion!

[blitzkriegd]

I'm sure you would, flailing like an idiot with half a brain, waving your arms about and shouting...

[seatoshiningsea]

Ye of little faith!

[No, actually, it's fairly accurate unless he has time to put his mind to a truly ingenious idea.]

You'll be glad to have me if they let me in and you know it!

[blitzkriegd]

Well, you've certainly made my Lady excited. She's been trying to gather more of us for the game. It's a pity she thinks she can make a difference. I wouldn't be surprised if the bloody game closed in a few months.

[england y u gotta b lyk dat pessimist

don't mind him. he's just grumpy because Prussia's thinking of leaving]

[seatoshiningsea]

MAN, is it ALWAYS raining in London or what, you big old Debbie Downer! Have some confidence or some optimism! That grumpy stupid face of yours looks a million times better when you smile!

[It was sort of a compliment, but even when America's being nice, it's hard to be openly and fully nice.

He also has no idea about Prussia, so he smiles innocently.] At least I'll be there to keep you company!

[blitzkriegd]

[that smile comment actually makes him blush because awww that's really cute and embarrassing at the same time okay]

Whatever.

[blitzkriegd]

[not that he cares if Prussia leaves or the game closes]