ARE YOU INSANE, MUN?!!!

[number1hyperactiveninja]

You haven't RPed me in years, you haven't kept track of me mangawise for almost as long, you're barely getting back into my show since it's at the beginning and it's Toonami-uncut or whatever, and all 'cause of Kakashi-sensei you're reserving me?! You don't even know what kind would make a good partner for me!

And don't listen to Kakashi-sensei; I would SO be able to handle a Tauros if it was rampaging in a bull shop! Dattebayo!

...Oh, and before I forget: GET TO SLEEP ALREADY!!! I know you're a night owl, but tonight should be the exception! Why are you still here? GET GOING!

Comments

[psychic_supremecy]

I feel sorry for any Pokemon that winds up as your partner.

[number1hyperactiveninja]

...What's that supposed to mean?

[psychic_supremecy]

Just what I said. You are unfit to care for yourself, let alone be entrusted with the lives of others.

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

[Looks up from the latest Icha Icha book.]

Oh, hello Naruto.

[number1hyperactiveninja]

Kakashi-sensei...!

YOU'RE LATE!!!

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

Oh, am I? Sorry. Had a date.

[As usual, this is probably bullshit.]

[number1hyperactiveninja]

Yeah, right! You were just reading your book and forgot as usual. And where's the ramen you promised me?!

[punches]

[ ... ] Yelling at your mun won't make it any easier, Naruto-kun.

[number1hyperactiveninja]

(Sakura-chan!

...Wait, did she just say 'kun?!')

Eheh...but he plans to pull me right after the village acknowledges me!

[punches]

[ She pauses to consider that, but instead of showing any awkwardness, she smiles bright. ]

That's great, isn't it? You'll be a lot happier then. [ Placing a finger over her lips, she gives a shushing noise. ] Your future is safe with me.

[number1hyperactiveninja]

Yeah, but...everyone else...the 4th Great War...!

(One of the last things Naruto's mun recalls was him leaving his 'sanctuary' to go help.)

[beforethedarkness]

Too loud, dobe.

[number1hyperactiveninja]

Sasuke...!

(Sounds like he used to, before their fateful battle. It can't be...!)

[beforethedarkness]

Yeah, me.

[Unfortunately he's a little too used to this reaction by now. At least on dear-mun.]

[number1hyperactiveninja]

...What's the last thing you remember?

(If Naruto gets in, he'll have to endure it once more.)

[ex_dattebane809]

That, that place wasn't so bad! When I stayed there, the people were really nice to me. There wasn't anyone who teased others for being from a different village because everyone was from different worlds.

[ She kind of misses Charka. Maybe the stupid fox and bug too. ]

[number1hyperactiveninja]

...Really? It's that cool a place? What about the Pokemon? Bet you had some awesome ones!

[usedswift]

If it isn't that rookie who came out've nowhere and beat Neji~

I was all worried it was just going to be me and Sasuke-kun, but you might show up, too?

[number1hyperactiveninja]

Ha, yeah! My mun's planning on sending me there when I'm a little older.

Batting around ideas for my first Pokemon - Zorua, Vulpix, maybe a flying-type or Poliwag.

[usedswift]

I started with Skarmory, myself. He's awesome, it's like someone took katana and used them as wings! But my mun's an idiot and had me get like, four eggs. Still not sure what I'm gonna do when they all hatch...

Is older-you still a brat, then? You and Kakashi-sensei would get along, then, I guess.

[number1hyperactiveninja]

Seriously? I'll have to find one out in the wild and catch it, then! What are you gonna do with four eggs? Gonna raise 'em all by yourself?

No way! I've totally matured from how I was. I don't pull immature pranks anymore.

(That's the only mature thing he's done. The rest of the time, he's still pretty loud.)

[obstinates]

... The hell's goin' on in here?

[cosmosic]

Did one of your clones go rogue, Naruto?

[obstinates]

Don't you have some flowers to plant or somethin', y'know?

[cosmosic]

I arrange them, not plant them.