New muse, random test. Canon is Neverwinter Nights 2

[tieflingthief]

Gosh, this is so exciting! I'm not sure why you'd call anything related to this mundane. I mean sure, it's not as thrilling as a well-executed heist but still...this is a big deal for me! That you like me enough that you'd let me share space up here with the other marks...I mean, the other characters you have here, well, it means a lot, you know.

Though I guess we don't have any long-term plans right now, huh? That's fine...I guess first you need to remember how to stop sucking at my canon long enough to get a better grip on who I am again since, you know, that playthrough you've been reading doesn't paint me in the best light and all. Maybe, you know, stick to the basics - I get that you want to play with the whole drow outcast thing but I'm not sure the two level deficit it leaves you is doing you many favours.

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Oh! Right, I wasn't supposed to talk about that, was I? Sorry, guess I got carried away there. It's just nice to have someone listen, you know. And to be picked over the smelly dwarf or that dumb paladin or any of the others we managed to pick up along the way. So thanks, I guess. Even if this doesn't go any further.

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Greetings :D

[sonof_thrain]

[Another elf? It seems this place was crawling with them.]

Smelly dwarf?

Haha excellent

[tieflingthief]

[Not quite elf but still one with a lot of disdain for dwarves]

Trust me, I spent enough tendays travelling with one to know. Smelly, dumb and would get in a fight with himself rather than not fight at all.

Re: Haha excellent

[sonof_thrain]

[The feeling is mutual.]

Is that so? I have met elves and found them to be stuck up creatures and cowards when it comes to a battle. I once watched the King of the wood elves walk away instead of aiding my people when a dragon came.

We do not bare ill fragrance as you might think. Have you ever spent company with dwarves? I fear not.

[tieflingthief]

Couldn't agree more. I mean sure, Sand had his uses but the druid, almost wonder why we bothered to bring her with us at all. Almost as sneaky as I am, only I at least admit to it.

[Probably not the answer he was expecting, but hey]

Guess you missed the part where I said I travelled with one, huh? And that clan of his weren't much better either.

[sonof_thrain]

Why would any dwarf allow an elf to travel with him? [It was beyond Thorin's train of thought.]

I know not of what you speak, elf. I only know that druids are usually bringers of bad news.

[tieflingthief]

Okay, let's back it up a little here. Come on, how many elves do you know with horns and a tail? And here I thought I'd heard 'em all.

And, well, you're right about the druids. All I know's our leader keeps us all together and, well, that means putting up with people I normally wouldn't bother with save for seeing if they had coin to part with.

[sonof_thrain]

Are you not an elf? All the species I'v ever met with pointy ears have been elves. [Ugh.]

Wizards are strange, illusive creatures who like to keep to themselves. Most can be untrustworthy, save a few.

What name do you come by?

[tieflingthief]

Nope. And I'm pretty sure they'd be just as insulted by the comparison. I'm a tiefling. Neeshka, emphasis on the "Neee".

And I think that could be said for a lot of mages...maybe not sorcerers. Not that I'd trust them either but they don't mind showing off some.

Which is fine by me. I tend to do much better when the enemy's focusing on someone else.

[sonof_thrain]

Elves insult me so I have nothing else to say on that matter. [He grunted.]

Showing off as in magic tricks and incantations? Devils work if you ask me.

[tieflingthief]

Right. And I suppose it's too much to ask I'm at least insulted for something I've actually done. At least all the other names I get are true.

[Not very flattering, but true]

Nah, that's a little chaotic for devils. Besides, I'm pretty sure the sorcerer I know doesn't have demon blood. She's just an overzealous, immature human.

[sonof_thrain]

I know not of the business of mages, nor do I wish so. [He grunted.]

So, Neeshka. You are neither an elf, nor a mage, am I right?

[tieflingthief]

Well, their wards make for an interesting challenge sometimes but yeah, I'll save the magic for other folk.

That's right. I know someone who's both...but I'm a tiefling. Touch of the Lower Plains because my grandfather liked other plains a little too much...