Voice testing

[brooding_alpha]

I'm not sure I like this. Really.

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[hypercompetent]

Do you ever like anything?

[brooding_alpha]

Yes.

*He doesn't elaborate*

[hypercompetent]

Kicking cute kittens? Harassing innocent teenagers?

[e y e r o l l]

[brooding_alpha]

*Derek just looks at him, and slowly one eyebrow arches slightly*

[hypercompetent]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeah, that's exactly what I thought. Put that thing down, you're gonna cause an earthquake.

[brooding_alpha]

*That earns an eyeroll of his own*

Is there a reason you're here Stiles?

[hypercompetent]

[He makes a face.]

I was feeling masochistic.

[brooding_alpha]

Apparently so.

*He folds his arms*

[hypercompetent]

You've got a real knack for conversation, don't you?

[brooding_alpha]

And you have a knack for stating the obvious.

*His eyebrows beetle*

[hypercompetent]

You want obvious, I can so do obvious. You're totally not making yourself any friends just sitting there looking pissy.

[brooding_alpha]

You're here.

*he points out*

[hypercompetent]

Whoa! Applying the word "friend" to this situation is like a step too far. I'm the opposite of friend-zone. I am like. Fifty yards down the field covered in protective padding zone. And for the record, I'm here because I deserve a phD in The Care and Keeping of Werewolves.

[brooding_alpha]

You're pack.

[hypercompetent]

WHOA. You can't just packnap me! I am not part of your merry band of lunatics!

[brooding_alpha]

*That earns a deep growl*

[hypercompetent]

--Jesus! [He totally doesn't jump he has no idea what you're talking about.] Oh my god, how old are you, two?! You can't just growl at someone and expect to get your way!

[brooding_alpha]

*The growl intensifies, gets louder*

[hypercompetent]

I'm taking that as a yes! [STEPS BACK...]

[brooding_alpha]

Stiles!

*He scowls at him* Stop that.

[hypercompetent]

Stop what?!

[brooding_alpha]

I can smell your fear. Stop it.

[hypercompetent]

[fj;ls;glhdajh!!! he basically flails his arms in frustration]

Then stop growling like a hellbeast!

[brooding_alpha]

*The growl lessens, but the glare intensifies*

[hypercompetent]

[EYEROLLS WITH LITERALLY THE FORCE OF HIS ENTIRE BODY]

Oh yeah, that's so much better. Oh my Godddd.