homeless, looking (though muse assures she isn't)

[britainsbiscuits]

Come now. Why are you still crying? It's done, move on. You'll never get anywhere if you just sit here and feel sorry for yourself. Stiff upper lip, young lady. Does this have anything to do with that holiday?

...No, I'm not upset! I'm relieved, to be honest! It's her loss, the idiot. I'm not surprised. It was doomed from the start, but I'm not going to mope. I'm much too busy!

Comments

[britainsbiscuits]

I'm only saying something here so that other people can talk some sense into her. She just wants attention.

[heroiccia]

Attention? Then why don't ya give her some attention?

[britainsbiscuits]

I tried.

[heroiccia]

Oh, then try again!

[britainsbiscuits]

[sigh] ...It's not that simple...

[heroiccia]

Haha! Sure it is!

[britainsbiscuits]

You don't understand, stupid. It's over and done with. There is nothing I can do for my Lady.

[heroiccia]

Hey, I ain't stupid!

[britainsbiscuits]

Most of the time you are.

[heroiccia]

Nuh-uh! I ain't an idiot Iggy~!

[britainsbiscuits]

[goodness she hates that name] Look, I don't have time for your petty arguments. Just stay out of my business.

[heroiccia]

...No! Not until ya agree that I ain't an idiot. [Besides, he'll still butt in either way.]

[britainsbiscuits]

Unfortunately, I do not agree.

[heroiccia]

Hmph...old woman.

[britainsbiscuits]

Brat.

[heroiccia]

Grandma.

[britainsbiscuits]

Petulant child.

[heroiccia]

...What's that mean?

[britainsbiscuits]

Look it up.

[heroiccia]

Why when you can just tell me?

[britainsbiscuits]

I'd rather it not go in one ear and out the other, lazy. Why don't you use that Google you are so proud of?

[heroiccia]

I would if I could right now! So just tell me, old lady~!

[britainsbiscuits]

If you're really interested, you will look it up later. For now, it is time for afternoon tea. Cheers.

[heroiccia]

[He makes a face.]

Whatever, I'll never understand why you like that stuff so much.

[britainsbiscuits]

It's better than coffee. [makes a face back. ew]