dear_mun | I don't know anymore

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I don't know anymore

Firstly, I am not Squidward Tennisballs. It's Tentacles. Repeat after me. TENT-a-cles.

Secondly, who gave you the right to pluck me like some sea flower in a field and drop me here? Well…at least that boob for brains isn't here…maybe it won't be so bad.

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[Waaait.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaait.]

But I thought you lived in a giant head!

[………….]

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[…Just his luck…]

It's an expression Patrick.

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[You laaaaaaaahve him. 8'D

There is a slooooow headtilt and then a(n almost grumpy!) comment.]

But it doesn't sound very happy.

[Now what exactly it is that doesn't sound very happy, no one will ever know.]

[You keep telling yourself that…..-_-]

…It's not supposed to sound happy…it's just…

[Ah forget it…this is Patrick we're talking about.]

Oh…! What are you doing around here anyway?

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Tennisballs huh? ..somehow that strikes me as a more creative name than Tentacles.

[Stares at kid for a moment, then sniffs, only slightly interested that he's talking to a human like his mun. Yet, not like his mun.]

Too bad. Tentacles is my real name.

Well, I didn't say Tentacles wasn't a good name either.

[Mayyyybe get a small smile at that comment, but goes quickly as it comes. Just what are you trying to get at kid?]

Huh. Well you know my name, what's yours sport?

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[He catches that smile, and smiles back.]

Rudy Tabootie. Tell me, do you got somethin' against your mun?

I just said what she did didn't I? Pretty rude to take someone from their home without even the decency to even tell them why or even ask if they wanted to leave.

Guess you're right- but isn't that what ALL muns do when they let a new character into their headspace?

They must really like you if you're here, is what I'm trying to say.

Well, she sure has a funny way of showing it.

I guess you could say I'm a little new at this mun-muse thing.

Not that I mind being called a muse...I suppose I would be a perfect inspiration to her wouldn't I?

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[He chuckles.]

Sounds like it. ...These muns can be pretty...unpredictable though.

[He gives his own mun a LOOK. Ok, I know you meeting Skrawl right from the getgo was sorta planned, but it'll be alright I promise.]

[Just your luck Squidward, Dale is like Spongebob and Patrick rolled into one. ;3]

I can see why you'd be frustrated. Those are both really weird names.

One of them is my real name, and no, it's not strange where I'm from.

It could be worse. You could have a weird name and your planet could have a weird name.

like...

...Squidward Tennisballs of Fleeblebrox.

[Dale totally thinks you're an alien. Or at least he's hopeful that he's meeting an extraterrestrial.]

IT'S SQUIDWARD TENTACLES and I'M FROM THE OCEAN.

[Thank Neptune Squidward decides not to say exactly where.]

[Color Dale excited!]

Wowie, you're from the ocean? You look like the Squidonians that invaded Atlantis in one of my comic books! People worshipped 'em like gods!

(sarcastically)

You're right, it's actually much worse.

Needless to say my soul dies a little every time my mun tries to throw me at some psychopathic monster he recognizes.

Well, as long as mine doesn't throw me at anything like that, I should be just peachy.

If your mun's anything like mine, it won't be long before you're thrown at Godzilla.

....

Should I even ask what a Godzilla is?

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I don't know anymore

I haven't seen Spongebob in /ages/ please pardon my rust and dumb

S'ok! <3 1/

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And the slowest rper of the year award goes to....>_>

you're fine x3

M'k

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I don't even know but here goes~

Sooooo late xD

pfft that ain't nothin'. XD also, hiiii~

Heeey <3

I hear Squidward's voice reading your posts :3 nostalgia~

Look familiar?

8D

He remembers it...

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