He just won't shut up.... (Canon is Enchanted)

[living_a_dream]

[He's checking himself in the reflection of his polished sword and smiles to all the fine people here in this place after he puts it away.]

Yes, mun, my greatness is a bit much for you to handle. I am a prince, after all. Just one question though, is there a place for me that is worthy of my presence? I suppose there's only one way to find out. I can use a new change of scenery.

What is this...enter net you speak of? A net is already full of holes, so why would you want to enter it?

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[selfmadeprincess]

You're a prince? What might your name be?

[living_a_dream]

[He gives a deep bow at the waist.]

I sincerely apologize. How rude of me.

[Then a dramatic wave of his hand as he lifts it high above his head.]

I am Prince Edward of Andalasia.

[selfmadeprincess]

Edward, you say? How interesting. I think I know someone in the kingdom I live in who is looking for you.

[living_a_dream]

[He gasps, and very happy if that's true!]

Could it be my Gizelle? Oh, Gizelle!

[His fist goes to his open mouth.]

[selfmadeprincess]

[Rosemary giggles and nods.]

Yes, Giselle! Asking if anyone had seen you was one of the first things she said when she arrived in the kingdom.

[living_a_dream]

I'm coming Gizelle!

[He takes off running, skids to a halt and walks back toward Rosemary.]

Where is this kingdom you speak of?

[selfmadeprincess]

It's the kingdom of forever_after. Your Mun should be able to tell you more about it.

Checking it out now. :D

[living_a_dream]

Oh thank you kindly, uh...I don't know your name. Could you please delight me in giving me your name? Oh, and do please inform my lovely Gizelle that her prince will be with her soon.

[Another deep bow in gratitude and a smile.]

[selfmadeprincess]

Rosemary Applefield, good prince. It's been a pleasure meeting you.

[psychette]

[Trying so hard not to laugh] Wow. Nice...sleeves.

She's not the only one. XD

[living_a_dream]

[He looks himself over and smiles, completely oblivious.]

Thank you! Yes, my presence can be overwhelming.

[Edward=clueless]

applies for both muns lol

[psychette]

Ohh, your presence is definitely something. [This guy must have a huge ego. And no fashion sense.] You dressed up for Ren Faire or something?

He's such a dork. XD I love him to pieces. lol

[living_a_dream]

Wonderful! A Ren Faire! It sounds like a marvelous ball! I love balls.

[That ego has it's own zip code. His smile so large that it drops with a tilt of his head.]

What's a Ren Faire?

[psychette]

[Okay now Jackie has to make it look like she's rubbing her chin thoughtfully to cover her smile with one hand.]

It's short for Renaissance festival. People dress up like they did in medevil times. [nodding to his outfit] Something like that.

[living_a_dream]

Oh!

[Edward tries to make it look like he understands what she's talking about.]

I don't understand. What is this medieval and what is a renaissance? These words, they are so strange. Are they different kingdoms? They sound opulant.

[psychette]

...okay, who are you exactly?

[living_a_dream]

[A dramatic pose to show his greatness and a nice big smile cures confusion, or so he thinks.]

I am Prince Edward of Andalasia! Who else would I be?

[grazedmystinker]

[Straightening herself out, brushing her shirt off a bit, and trying to correct a very Southern draw which just makes her sound really awkward.}

Heeeeeeyyyy... llo! Um. Yooou are a real princccce?

[Fuckit]

Well, Hot Damn! Dumb-dumb never told me this place had those! I put one'a those in my vows with Darnell as a freebie!

[living_a_dream]

[He beams a bright smile and gives a deep, dramatic bow.]

Yes I am. I am Prince Edward of Andalasia.

[He straightens up and looks a bit dumb founded.]

You speak such odd words. It is a dialect I have never heard before. Well, except when I travel into the deep woods within the Valley of Song. They have the most wonderful tunes and quite catchy.

[grazedmystinker]

[Giddily tries to curtsey]

You ain't one of those dumb princes I see on TV where they've chosen to be kicked outta the kingdom or whatever and lose all their riches right?

[Gotta make sure he's loaded at least.]

You like music huh? I can sing! [ohgodwhy. No she can't.]

[living_a_dream]

[He raises his brow. So many strange words.]

Why would I do an absurd thing like that? What's a tee vee?

[Then he perks up. Songs? Yes, he loves songs. Dramatically, he lifts his hand up in the air.]

Oh, please do! I would love to hear your heart's song. Your voice must be like a lark.

[grazedmystinker]

[Eyes narrowing a bit. o prince u so crazee]

See, TV stands for Television. It's this box that shows pictures on it really really fast that makes it look like the pictures are movin!... I think.

[Clears her throat, straightening herself up.]

Alright! Get ready for the next Faith Hill!

[Takes a deep breath, and in a nasally off-tune voice begins her 'heart's song']

In my dreams I'll always see your SoOoar above the Ska-ha-hy! In my heart there'll always be a place for you, for all my li-ha-hife! I'LL KEEP A PART OF YOU WITH M--

[Aaaand there comes the smoker's cough.]

OMG!! I'm dying of laughter here! XD

[living_a_dream]

[He nods at the definition, sort of getting it but he'll wait. Then comes the song aaaand that smokers cough. He jumps up in concern, of course he won't be rude even if sounded like some poor buzzard is about to die.]

Are you alright, Miss?

LOL XD I'm glad you're enjoying her.

[grazedmystinker]

[More like a dying cat in heat. She takes a deep, staggering breath, doubling over and resting her hands on her knees.]

Yep, I'm good. What'd you think?!

[Might want to lie. She watches a lot of Springer.]

You bet I am! XD

[living_a_dream]

[For a moment there, Edward isn't sure what to say. He's not going to insult her, that would be unbecoming to a prince. Instead, he smiles, albeit forced, gives a stiff nod and responds while he pats her back to help her breathe, futilely.]

Your voice, it's...unique. It's not what I'm used to but there is a quality there that is unmatched and second to none.

[He channel surfs so he might have seen a clip or two.]