[Mostly voice trial]

[solitarystreetrat]

Hey hey! Sunlight! Can't remember the last time I saw that! Been stuck in the back of that hammerspace of yours so long, I was considering assimilating with the mole people. It was getting lonely! I'm not blaming ya or nothing. Spur of the moment, under developed? I wouldn't let me out either! I guess I'm lucky you found a reason to address that issue. You don't really got much to work with, but you'll get it. I got faith in ya. Just keep throwin' ideas in the sifter, work out the icky bits, and before ya know it, I'll be all smooth and shiny and come as naturally to you as anything else. Come on, Starshine, don't give up on me when we've come this far. Practice makes perfect.

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[solitarystreetrat]

[ He's having way too much fun with this! ]

Pinky?
Gumdrop?
Strawberry pie?
Pink Lemonade?
Flamingo?
Cotton Candy?
Conjunctivitis?

[ He tries to think of other pink things... ]

Uh...

Boxer shorts?

[ ... and fails... ]

[saudadist]

[ Still tempted to kill him, but she figures that'd be a waste of time. It seems a shame to kill someone she sees as so stupid. ]

Stop.

[solitarystreetrat]

[ Stupid? No. Fishing for a reaction? Definitely. ]

Hey, I gotta have somethin' to call you!

[ Insert exaggerated noises and faces of thinking oh so hard here ]

Aha! How about "Cinnamon"!

[saudadist]

[ She's remembering why she has so little patience for humans, obviously trolling or not. ]

Why Cinnamon?

[solitarystreetrat]

...

[ He's been shown the error of his ways ]

You're right. That's more of a red...

[saudadist]

[ Hear that? That's a horribly exasperated sigh. ]

Idiot.

[solitarystreetrat]

[ He laughs and folds his arms behind his head. ]

Alright, alright, I quit. You gotta give me somethin', though!

[saudadist]

Why?

[solitarystreetrat]

Eh? ... w-well... so I know what to call you?

... isn't that the... point of names?

[ HE HAS NEVER HAD THAT RESPONSE BEFORE WHAT DO ]

[saudadist]

No one ever uses it, so why give it in the first place?

[solitarystreetrat]

Well, how else am I supposed to get your attention?

[saudadist]

You're not supposed to.

Gee I wish I had more icons. /nudge nudge

[solitarystreetrat]

Hey? Why not? That's no fun!

/makes hideous faces at

[saudadist]

Life isn't fun. Get over it.

/waves currency of thine choosing

[solitarystreetrat]

[ He grins widely and scratches the back of his head. ]

Preachin' to the choir, Buttercup! Of course life ain't fun. That's why you gotta make it fun!

:|c

[saudadist]

Too much effort.

c:

[solitarystreetrat]

[ Slumpy bro... ]

Aw, c'mon, Sherbert. Why so sad and depressing? Yeesh!

So you want my crappy doodles for icons, do ye? :V

[saudadist]

[ I didn't almost read that as "salad dressing" instead of "sad and depressing." Shut up. ]

Why shouldn't I be?

I offer you boob touches, cat macros, or cash

[solitarystreetrat]

Because things aren't always as bad as they seem. Take it from me- it can always get worse. Always. Just keep grinning, it'll all get better, eventually!

What if I accept all three?

[saudadist]

[ Such optimism. It makes her want to roll her eyes, which she does, and it's almost cute how naive he must be to think such a thing. ]

Yeah right.

Okay. You'll have to come pick up the boob touches, though.

[solitarystreetrat]

[ Naive? More like 'far too experienced for his age'... ]

You don't believe me!

[ Statement, not a question. ]

No bueno, man...

You have a drive-thru window for pick-ups, right?

[saudadist]

Of course I don't believe you...because I know it's all crap.

Had to- tried to send them out, but apparently you can't mail yourself

[solitarystreetrat]

What?!

Geeze, with an attitude like that, it's no wonder you're no fun! C'mon, Chuckles, liven up. You're depressing me.