On possibly going to montauk_1_allende_18

[childofthemoon]

I...

You know what, when you picked me up, I thought this would be fun. Getting out of Storybrooke, seeing new places. Hopefully with my friends, because... yeah I'd hate to lose the lot, I kinda absolutely love them. But, well, it sounded good. I had it all figured out, you know? See new worlds, flirt with some cute guys, make new friends, find old friends, it'd be cool. 

Now you're... sending me there? 

Some... ruin of a city, teeming with monsters, with my wolf-form completely out of control - and, oh, guys who kill folks like me for a living? I can't believe you. 

And here I was, thinking you liked me. 

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[ichoosefight]

Muns have a very strange way of showing affection.

[childofthemoon]

Tell me about it. This one keeps cackling about how I can set up a diner in that... that warzone. If I survive.

Frankly, think she's lost it.

[ichoosefight]

Mine keeps getting excited about how miserable my ex and I are making each other. It's sadism, I'm telling you. They get off on this crap.

[childofthemoon]

Ugh, that's low. Share a plate of fries and war stories about our puppeteers?

[ichoosefight]

Throw in some mashed potatoes and sister I'm yours.

[littlehat]

[He looks sympathetic, big eyes wide.]

Your mun's sending you somewhere that dangerous? Are you going to be okay?

[childofthemoon]

I...

[Oh come on, he looks like a kid. She can't tell a kid that she's probably going to be mutilated or something.]

I'm tough. I'll probably make it.

[... Maybe.]

[littlehat]

[That doesn't sound good, either.]

Maybe you'll make friends with some people, and you can all keep each other safe.

[childofthemoon]

I'm a werewolf. Not sure that's in the cards, exactly.

[Chances are she'll kill one of them, if they don't kill her first. Sure would be nice to have a mun who'd send her in there with her cloak, or at least some semblance of control.]

[arsmedicamenti]

[she hesitates on what to address first, because a place called Storybrooke? Sounds right up her alley! (it's really not, Estelle.) But some of it didn't make much sense to her, so she'll try to be encouraging instead.]

Um!

You...you must be strong! Don't let them have their way!

[childofthemoon]

Appreciate the advice, but I don't think I have much choice in this.

[arsmedicamenti]

[she deflates a little.]

I-I know...I'm sorry. I tried to think the best of mine, too. But...

[Estelle fidgets, shifting from foot to foot, her hands clasped together. Some things are probably better off forgotten.]

They just don't listen...! Um, and they have a strange way of showing they like someone...

[childofthemoon]

They sure do...

Hey, are you, I don't know, nervous or something? Your mun hasn't done anything bad to you I hope?

[totallynotbatman]

Don't you know? That's how muns show love.

[childofthemoon]

Is it?

But... doess it really have to be?

[She looks a little exasperated. Really, this is not Fairy Tale Land, she could do with a little more freedom and less... evil-witch-muns here.]

[totallynotbatman]

It doesn't have to be, but if you consider the fact that they're all sad, anti-social people who have nothing better to do than to make our lives hell....

Well, you can either think it's a nice thing that they chose you, or you can let it ruin your life. It's all about outlook.

[childofthemoon]

I'll drink to that, buddy.

Problem is, she's endangering others by tossing me there, too.

[kissthatgoodbye]

Yeah, and here was me thinking that city couldn't get a whole lot worse. I should know better.

I'll share my booze, though.

[childofthemoon]

I'll drink to that, handsome.

Sounds like you got history with Seattle. I've never been.

[She's never been anywhere, really. Except Fairy Tale Land. Does that count?]

[kissthatgoodbye]

Yeah, a bit. We don't really get along, but then, most places don't get along with my kind.

It's a damn shame, is what.

[Sure! Alec is flexible.]

[childofthemoon]

Now, why is that? Can't see anything wrong with you.

[She's not a swooning girl, but hey, he looks reall fine to her. Girl can casually enjoy the view, can't she?]

[vampirates]

Hell, I'm pretty sure I just came from monster heaven. And here I am, ready to get stuck in another.

[childofthemoon]

Monster heaven?

Well, now you're making me all curious. Do tell.

[vampirates]

It's not what it sounds like. That's just what this angel called it. Never could tell if that was his sense of humor talkin'... if he had any, that is.

Purgatory is what you might call the afterlife for all things that go bump in the night.

[childofthemoon]

You mean like... werewolves?

[Oh, well, lovely to know there's gonna be another awful place for her later on. Go Ruby.]

Wait... angel? That's not... literal. Right?