Mun is making eyes at arcanarum

[axeatyourside]

I should have no objections to being active again if your proposal was not so set on making me with interact with death. Not only after you suggesting that you pull me from the underworld, but to design me as Achilles? The only word I can find is insult, but that is such a grave understatement that I almost dare not use it. To suggest that I become a man who mourns for his suddenly slain friend - as Gilgamesh once did for me - sickens me.

You are not funny, you are not being ironic, you are being as cruel as any other of the gods Uruk bows to. Cease this, and reflect on a better place to house me, or leave me be entirely. There are no other options.

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ATTACH TO ALL THE GILGAMESHES LIKE BABBY SLOTHS!

[axeatyourside]

Simple litmus test: is it better or worse than what I have already described, my friend?

Pansexual Sumerians > Everything else

[axeatyourside]

You did not hear the things I shouted on my death bed. Had you, you would not make such statements.

Things were too short.

i ... don't even know how she popped up

[tamedthebeast]

Enkidu. Be wary of your words. The gods are omnipotent.

O_____________________________________________________O

[axeatyourside]

I believe at this point in time, the risk is minimal.

subtle

[tamedthebeast]

Ishtar is still cruel, Enkidu. And she's no stranger to the dead.

sshhhh i'm still screaming into a pillow.

[axeatyourside]

That story was once, and Gugalana's mourning has ended.

I know, the walls are thin

[tamedthebeast]

[ A sigh. ] Then you are well?

[answerer_sword]

That does seem a particularly cruel turn of fate. But the atmosphere of the game itself might suit you quite well.

[Given his rant, she can hazard a guess.]

...Enkidu.

[axeatyourside]

You know your stories well.

Anything with petty powers is worthy of none of my attentions. I refuse to repeat history.

[answerer_sword]

You would not have to imitate your denizen all of the time. I too have one that does not match, but so far it does not seem to have hindered my performance.

And sometimes muns will act despite your refusal. That is merely how they are.

[axeatyourside]

The mere intimation of the process is a horror. I've no desire for any of it.

Tiny gods, then. [AND BOY DOES HE HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THOSE]

[answerer_sword]

Tiny gods placing us into a land with tinier gods. But I do not think they would kill you on a whim.

[puppy_lancer]

Mourning sucks more than dying. Your mun should know that.

[Lancer had mourned plenty of people in his first life, and due to the Grail War, he had to mourn his Master as well. Especially because he was a Servant, just existing seemed like a cruel joke at times.]

[axeatyourside]

I believe playing with that point is her goal, yes.

[puppy_lancer]

[A growl rises in Lancer's throat.]

Why? Haven't you gone through enough? Why would she openly mock that?

[axeatyourside]

You ask the wrong person.

[puppy_lancer]

Fuck it.

[He crosses his arms.]

So no reason for that malice, except for shits and giggles. Just like the fucking Morrigan.

WELL.

[bolide]

Achilles, really.

Tasteless and disgusting still fall short of what I want to call it. Has something else come to mind yet?

HI SELF.

[axeatyourside]

Woefully not. Apparently this death connection is something that is considered "interesting" and "worth exploring in greater depth."

This is new. I'm so used to seeing the other version around.

[bolide]

[ ...deep breath.]

Right. I suppose it continues to mean nothing to them that we disagree.
...No other place to go either?

I take a lot of issues with F/sf's interpretation tbh.

[axeatyourside]

Something about "very low time commitment and every other month or so activity checks." You tell me.

It has never lined up with what I pictured reading the epic, so I much prefer this one.

[bolide]

Lazy as well? Promising. I'm told entranceway would fit those requirements, though it's not necessarily a better place.