And he thought his mun wasn't as bad as the others

[notasamurai]

You...

You even brought my mother back just so you could embarrass me.

...

[:DDDDD?]

I hate you.

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[anotherchopsuey]

C'mon, your mother can't be so embarrassing.

[notasamurai]

No, that's not it.

[anotherchopsuey]

Well, what is that then? What did your mun do?

[notasamurai]

[It's so ridiculous that he doesn't even know where to begin.]

She just had to send me to one of those stupid memes.

[anotherchopsuey]

Which stupid meme exactly?

[raising his eyebrows]

[notasamurai]

The one where people send texts while drunk.

[anotherchopsuey]

Ahhhhh.

[nods with comprehension]

This one is really idiotic.

[sadistsword]

Your mother? Just sounds like your luck, Ibuki-kun.

[notasamurai]

[You're probably the last person he needs to see.]

Shut up!

[sadistsword]

So rude, Ibuki-kun. I didn't even really say anything.

[Yet.]

[notasamurai]

You just needed time.

[sadistsword]

I'm not the one who brought your mother back. Compared to that, you could actually feel really lucky that I'm just talking to you.

[notasamurai]

[If only you knew how much his mun is laughing, Okita.]

How does that make me lucky?

[sadistsword]

[He doesn't, fortunately or unfortunately. Though he'd probably like to know.]

I could also try to push you in the river again. Doesn't talking seem like the better option?

[notasamurai]

Being away from you is always the better option.

...what is that about a river?

[sadistsword]

Ah, right, because the weak ones always run away with the tail between their legs.

Oh, you just happen to talk too much sometimes, so I thought you need to cool off that head of yours a little.

[notasamurai]

No, because you're not exactly the best company.

[Why doesn't he remember being pushed into a river? It doesn't sound like a lie.]

When did that happen?

[sadistsword]

You just say that because you are scared.

[Because routes he might not know of.]

When we went to Osaka to get some money. You came chasing after me even though I wanted to be alone.

[notasamurai]

[Or routes his mun didn't tell him about...]

Your jokes aren't funny.

[sadistsword]

[Yes, or that...]

I'm serious. You might get scared from the amount of things I know about you.

[notasamurai]

I wouldn't get scared with just that.

[Let's ignore the fact that he's turning pale.]

[sadistsword]

Are you sure~?

[He's seeing that, but it's not like he's going to spread Ibuki's sucky childhood around in the world. After all, Ibuki didn't do that either and he had ended up telling Ibuki a lot.]