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[fierily]

So you're planning on sending me to that game? How typical can you possibly be? "Oh! Supernatural and scary things? I've got it! I'll send Asuka in. She'll be able to handle it!". I read you like a book, didn't I?  I suppose your choosing was the right one. I can't imagine you throwing any of your characters in there, they wouldn't last a single day. 

Are you working on your application? Most likely not! Have you've even picked out a good canon point? I didn't think so. 

For both your sake and mine, I hope you're prepared for this because I'll be pretty pissed off if my entrance is a lackluster.  I'm counting on you. 

Comments

[teachers_pest]

You know if I was you, I'd probably worry less about what your player will be doing and be more worried about the fact that there are a lot of supernatural and scary things out there for you to deal with.

Though maybe you might find a generous person that wouldn't mind providing you with a few pointers if you are observant and gracious enough.

[Said the three foot tall demon girl that is really 1,578 years old]

[fierily]

Pft! I don't think so, I've dealt with beings that you wouldn't even imagine-- even in your nightmare. So It's very doubtful that a few clique creatures like vampires and zombies are going to phase me much.

If anything, this is merely child play. But I'll keep that in mind.

[teachers_pest]

Well, it sounds like you know what you are doing. For your sake I hope you won't get eviscerated.

[fierily]

Urr... Wait...

What!?

Eviscerated?

[teachers_pest]

Well, yes! How else would you expect for the lasers and mechanical upgrades would fit if all those internal organs get in the way?

[S'cool, btw! Don't worry about it. ;3]

[fierily]

Eh!? I don't think my Mun would allow anyone to do that to me..

Well I would at least hope not. I'll kill her.

[ ooc: alrighty ;.; ]

[teachers_pest]

Well, maybe not. But that's just one of a plethora of things that can happen.

And I know the guy that would do that. Believe me, they're out there.

[fierily]

Eh? I'm starting to rethink if applying into a game like this could be a bad idea. It's not as if like I'm afraid! [ Just to make herself clear... ] I just don't want some pervert to do something like... that to my body.

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

[Looks up from his book]

Hmm?

[fierily]

[ Was there something on her face? ]

... Problem?

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

I was wondering the same thing.

[The shouting had distracted him from his reading. Still, he wasn't totally heartless. Believe it or not, he actually does want to see people in a good mood. He's a nice guy like that]

[fierily]

Don't turn this around against me. You're the one who's staring at me behind that book like some pervert.

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

Hey, hey, I'm not a pervert. I just happened to be here, reading in peace, and you were shouting at your mun.

[fierily]

I wasn't scouting. I was simply stating obvious facts about her!

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

Loudly.

[Kakashi says matter-of-factly]

But that's not really the point. Maybe you're being a little hard on your mun? Because you could just not be in a game at all, and I'm sure you'd enjoy that less than getting to punch monsters.

[fierily]

Loudly? As if, you obviously have no idea what I'm capable of when it comes of.

I'm not being hard on her at all! Because in the end, I don't care if she places me into a game or not.

[ She cares. ]

It's not worth the headache!

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

You're really saying you'd rather just be in her headspace? I took you for the action-y type.

[fierily]

I never said--... [ You kind of did, Asuka. Don't lie to yourself. It's very unbecoming of you. ]

Oh course I don't want to be any of her others muses that she claims to play. I rather be out there, playing and being active in a game.

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

Well then there isn't really a problem, is there?

[fierily]

Yes,there is...Because this isn't even about me! This is about my lazy-good-for-nothing Mun.

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

Go on ...

[fierily]

Go... on...?

GO... ON...?

GO ON!?

I've already explained my case with her. I am not going to repeat myself!

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

Yes, she sent you in to a game with paranormal things, which you said would be good because you can take it. You're worried about a boring entry ... there's more important things.

You remind me of a student of mine.

[fierily]

More important things than embarrassment? Then do tell me...

[ A student, huh? Was he some sort of teacher? ]

The best kind of teacher.

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

Keeping your friends alive, getting your mission done ...

I believe it! ( o-ooh... I wasn't trying to be smart, honestly. )

[fierily]

Friends, huh? Can't say I have many of those. [ A pause, tapping her chin. ]

But I guess you have a point when it comes to the second one. Failing a mission is certainly something I can't afford to do.

Ohhh heheheh Still, that was good

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

Completing your mission is important, but keeping your teammates alive is more important than that.

[fierily]

[ Oh god, is he going to end up sounding like an after school special? ]

Oh trust me, no one is going to die. Just as long as they stay out of my way. I rather do things on my own.

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

I used to think the exact same thing, actually.

[fierily]

Oh really now, you? So what made you change your mind about that?

[crouchingtiger_hiddenface]

When that attitude got my best friend killed.

[fierily]

[ After hearig something like that, one would mostly likely say something along the lines of "I'm sorry to hear that". However... ]

Like I said before, I don't have many of those.

[weddingcrasher]

Asuka! ♥ Hey, you having issues with your Mun too?

[fierily]

Well hey there. Having issues with her is an understatement. She's extremely difficult when it comes to applications. Always waiting till the last minute to do them. Giving little to no efforts to write them. It's going to be a train wreck!

She's going to give me and herself a bad first impression.

[weddingcrasher]

I totally know the feeling. My Mun always rushes through apps too.

I mean, I like things being sped up, but not if it'll come at my expense, y'know?

[fierily]

Oh? So I'm not alone in this? And here I was thinking that I was lucky enough to have such a crappy Mun.

They are just so inconsiderate when it comes to our feelings. I hate it!

[weddingcrasher]

[And speaking of inconsiderate, Nena randomly swings an arm around Asuka's shoulder as she replies.]

You just gotta keep your voice as loud as possible and drown your Mun out if she's being disagreeable! Force her to write that app, force her to choose a good canon point, force her to give you a totally awesome entrance! 'Cause when you really get down to it, Muses are really more powerful than Muns! Hee hee!

[fierily]

As... loud... as... possible? [ She mumbled out as Nena tugged Asuka closer. ]

I think I can manage that. Actually, I know I can. I've dealt with far worst things than her.

[weddingcrasher]

Then hey, you've got nothing to worry about! You'll do great in this game you're bein' sent to!

Unless you don't like supernatural and scary things, that is.

[fierily]

I could care less what being thrown out at me, I certainly can handle it. Probably better than half those character who are already in the game. Give me a week, everyone will be following my lead.

[weddingcrasher]

That's the right attitude! [Light back slap.] Make those fuckers your bitches! Eeheehee!

[fierily]

...! [ Light slap back? Not so likely. You've caught her off guard! ]

I guess I will, I never had a problem before making things... urr... my bitch.

[tenko]

Oho, a lacklustre entry is rather unbecoming of anyone, don't you think? And just how would you be planning to announce your arrival, if not with silence and complacency?

[fierily]

Of course, first impressions are everything!

[ Pauses... ]

Um...

[ She didn't know. The Mun didn't planned anything yet. Why must you ask these questions! ]

It's a secret! Right, a secret... Top secret to be exact.

[tenko]

❝ A woman keeps secret only that which she does not know. ❞
Are you familiar with proverbs? I wonder if this one in particular holds any weight.

[She laughs a little, under her breath and with a decidedly sly undertone. That's Tenshi for you.]

I'm hoping to see this supposed secret of yours, you know. It must be incredibly interesting to be held in such confidence.

[fierily]

[ Was this girl mocking her? of course she is, Asuka. How do you like being read like a book? Shut up, mun-- No one asked for your opinion.

Shrugging her shoulders, she decided just to ignore it. ]

You should be---... When I'm accepted. of course. Not only is it going to be the best introduction one had ever laid eyes one, it's also going to be one of the most entertaining one. Fill of laughs, tears and sweat. [ a slight pause. ]

Will you joining into the game as well?