voice test. i am never not sorry.

[chillaxed]

h3333y!
wh4t up munsk4?

...wh4ddy4 do1n w1th th4t clos3 t4b button grl
you 41nt try1n to bump m3 out 4lr34dy 4re you?
you 4R3!
now L1ST3N H3R3 MUN, w3 gott4 h4v3 4 t4lk 1f you'r3 go1ng to b3 pull1ng no1s3 l1k3 th1s!
1f you w4nn4 b3 my mun, youv3 gott4 P4SS TH3 T3ST.
4nd th4t t3st 1s........
work1ng th1s t3st dr1ve l1ke you M3AN 1T.
ch1ll! j33z!
41nt no th1ng 1f you h4v3n't got my vo1c3 down th3 f1rst try.
1t c4n b3 M4D 1mpos1ng!!! way too 1nt3ns3 for most p3op1e to handl3!
now pull off y4 h4mmer glov3s 4nd N41L 1T!



4tt4 grl. >:D

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[silentrage]

[ah, Latula. harassing unsuspecting people to glory as usual? good to know that even being stuck in a pandimensional nexus doesn't change much.

he's glad to see that your mun is giving you a try, though. it's nice to see familiar faces, even the ones destined for a painful death when the messiahs come to build a calliope out of the bones of nonbelievers.]

[chillaxed]

yo, kurloz!

[That sure is a Latula zooming over to you. She is IN DA ZONE. Ain't no creepy indigo gonna bring this girl down.]

look1n sly 4s usu4l!
g1v3 m3 some, bro!

[EVERYBODY HANDS UP for a high-five.]

[silentrage]

[he holds a hand up, smiling impassively as ever. the oncoming pain is bracing, and it's much wiser to just give in now rather than have her hound him for the next few minutes.

she seems to be adapting to the environment well, at least.]

hi stranger

[prawncess]

sup pyrope

hows it hangin

your mun picked out somewhale for you to go or are you just chillin with the chum around here

#by chum i mean fish guts #you know the stuff they feed to sharks

[chillaxed]

[You are a wise psychopath, Kurloz. Also you apparently give really good high-fives. Sorry if it's sore, but Latula seems pleased.]

y34h, th4tz wh4t 1'm t4lk1n 4bout!!!
you 4lw4yz got th3 b3st f1vez, yo.
4lmost 4s good 4s m3!
...
4lmost.

[Okay, so it's hard to hold a conversation with Kurloz, not in the least because that stitched-up mouth is kind of unnerving. Almost everyone knows that. But Latula makes the effort to do it, because Kurloz is actually a pretty cool guy when you think about it, with the face paint and the hair and the RAD BODYSUIT. ...And she wasn't even completely lying about the sweet fivez, either.]

howdy!

[chillaxed]

holl4, m1x-m33st4h!
you know m3, 1m do1ng good 4round h3r3. 1 4lw4ys do.
m4n, sh3 4int 3v3n putt1ng m3 4nd g4m3 1n th3 s4m3 s3nt3nc3, 4nd th4ts just 4 CR1M3, 1snt 1t?!?
1 c4n h4ndl3 4ny g4m3!
1f sh3 3v3r do3s stop b31ng ch1ck3n, 1 h34rd 4 th1ng 4bout 4 tow3r?
th4ts 4 long w4y off though.

[prawncess]

man i heard the tower didnt want any of you chumps

just me an serket

i hope they let up though havin some moray a you guys would be great

[chillaxed]

4noth3r r34son why sh3z hold1n off.
1f th3 huss throws us 4 bone 4g41n w3ll b3 good to go!


prob4bly.

[silentrage]

[he shrugs a little, eerie smile stretching a bit wider. high fives aren't the usual method of greeting in the Messiahs cult, but there were certainly useful when going out among the heretics and cultivating their ignorant favor. it helped that his hand was probably like high-fiving a skeleton or something in terms of rigidity - if it hurt he makes no indication of it.

instead he tilts his head a little, curious. what does Latula intent to do now that she's forced her way onto the meta scene?]