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[lambs_jiffy]

I give you great big hug, comrade mun! We are not seeing each in what seems like very many periods of Sundays!

[I don't think that's how you say it, Exile...].

But now that I am here, what are you planning to be doing with me?

[...I'm not entirely sure...]

Well, I am greatly excited for whatever we do, as long as it is not taking away from Road Rover duties. If I can still help my comrades, I am doki-okie.

[...We'll see...]

((canon is Road Rovers))

Comments

[sure_shot]

Pretty much whatever I can set my mind to. In general though, my buddy and I use 'em when we're out protecting the city.

[lambs_jiffy]

[This piece of information really excites Exile.]

You are fellow crime-fighting comrade too!

[sure_shot]

Can't say the local authorities are our biggest fans, but we get the job done.

Guessing the whole crime-fighting thing is what you Road Rover guys do, huh?

[lambs_jiffy]

Da! Me and comrades are always facing danger, chasing bad guys, fighting mutant monster creatures, and saving world.

I love being Road Rover!

[sure_shot]

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it, right? And hey, enjoying your work is definitely a plus.

[lambs_jiffy]

Indeed! Being Road Rover for me is like whale having good time in candy store!

[...Or something like that.]

Besides, it is not everyone that can handle giant mutants and things that we are facing so often.

[sure_shot]

[the whale in a candy store thing gets a weird look but y'know whatever]

Right...

But yeah, I hear you there. We've had giant mutants, robots, aliens, I think there was an evil clown guy in there somewhere. You name it, we've probably blown it up.

[lambs_jiffy]

[Exile laughs.] That is sounding like much good time! Is it just you and your comrade that do this?

[sure_shot]

Pretty much. T-Bone an' I are a two man team. We usually take care of whatever the Enforcers can't handle.

Well to be fair, at least a few of the Enforcers have been pretty helpful, but it's still pretty ridiculous how many choppers they manage to lose.

[lambs_jiffy]

Very impressive! You and partner fighting so many disasters...you two are making very good team!

What are these "Enforcers" you mention, and how are they losing so many helicopters?

[sure_shot]

There's nobody else I'd rather take to the skies with.

The Enforcers are Megakat City's military police. They usually just get shot down or bashed into each other... Actually, they've got a pretty bad track record with jets and tanks too.

[lambs_jiffy]

[Exile seems a little confused by this.]

Why is military police so...bad at job?

[sure_shot]

I dunno, I think they're too cautious. They seem to have this big thing against collateral damage. Like yeah, of course protecting the city is important, but it's the people I'm concerned about. If I have to take out a couple empty buildings to get the bad guy, I'm gonna do it.

[lambs_jiffy]

[Exile nods.]

I am in agreement. The point of what we are doing is saving people.

[sure_shot]

Exactly! And to be fair, the Enforcers really are just trying to do the same thing. Only difference is T-Bone and I don't have to worry about rules and regulations getting in the way of getting the job done.

[lambs_jiffy]

Ah. Well, you and partner are brave for doing what you do with less help than military. Your city must be in much thanks of you.

[sure_shot]

The general population seems pretty cool about it. This particular line of work has made us a few enemies. Comes with the territory though, right?

[lambs_jiffy]

Da. Especially when bad guys try to make more enemies to be fighting.

[sure_shot]

That one's always a pain. Or when they all decide to join forces against you.

[lambs_jiffy]

Ooooh. That is sounding pretty bad.

[sure_shot]

It actually didn't turn out too bad in the end. Lucky for us, they were all planning on stabbing each other in the back from the beginning, and their little alliance fell apart before they could do any real damage.

[lambs_jiffy]

[Exile laughs.]

It is good thing bad guys aren't to be trusted. It makes them less trusting of each other.

[sure_shot]

It certainly makes them predictable.

Well, for the most part. You still get the occasional unpleasant surprises.

[lambs_jiffy]

Not that it is enough to be stopping us.

[sure_shot]

Hey, you know what they say. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.