This mun came the heck down...

[drive_thruwhale]

Blubbo Classic, Extra Classic with Cheese and The Original for a world. Would you like to try a Combo Meal?

Comments

[losthisheart]

..This some kinda trick?

[drive_thruwhale]

You're living a lie.

[losthisheart]

No shit.

You gonna give me something to eat or just tell me what I already know?

[drive_thruwhale]

Try the isoscles fish sandwich. Angles not included.

[losthisheart]

I don't care what it is, as long as it's edible and doesn't make me puke.

[drive_thruwhale]

We take your daughters for food. Register your cash please.

[losthisheart]

Ain't got a daughter.

[ cash..shit.. ]

Ain't got money, either.

[drive_thruwhale]

An apple a day keeps the dollar away. Get a Thick 'N Nasty!

[losthisheart]

[ he knocks on the drivethru thing. ]

Thick 'n Nasty..don't like the sound of that.

[drive_thruwhale]

[The whale echoes a bit on being knocked upon.]
Smile, you're on camera!

[losthisheart]

[ He looks around for a camera. ]

Got anything that's free?

[ or else he has to go rooting around for change to order a french fry or something.. ]

[drive_thruwhale]

Everything has a cost.

[losthisheart]

..fine.

[ he hesitates. ]

What do you want in exchange for a burger? I'm not talkin' bout cash.

[drive_thruwhale]

Please drive to the eighth window. It's a magical day!

[losthisheart]

[ He walks to the window, because he hasn't driven a car in a hundred or so years. 0_0 ]

[drive_thruwhale]

In the event of extra dimensional activity please dispose of all waste in their proper receptacles. [There are no windows. There is no building to be a restaurant, only a lone speaker whale.]

[typeswithgloveson]

Man... what kind of moron would wanna play you?

[drive_thruwhale]

The day of bovine judgement is upon us.

Get your Old Classic while you can!

[typeswithgloveson]

That was like, two weeks ago, man. These crappy commercials are always behind the times.

[drive_thruwhale]

No clowns allowed on premises.

[typeswithgloveson]

Then do you care to explain Strong Mad's birthday party? He still hasn't stopped having the nightmares!

[drive_thruwhale]

A smile on the outside makes you cry on the inside

[typeswithgloveson]

I'm glad I know you're just talking crap here, or I wouldn't be able to look at Bubs the same way again.

[drive_thruwhale]

Would you like to try a Crappy Toy Meal?

[typeswithgloveson]

Nah, I only get that crap for the Cheat. [And he can't believe he's even talking to this thing again.] I'm in the market for something with a little more pizzaz.

[drive_thruwhale]

Everything at Blubb-O's is served with pizzaz! [In a low even more inaudible quickly said tone] Substance not included.

So I says to myself...

[forgoodorforawesome]

Well, self, it's like the guy says in that Alice Cooper video: some folks have a strange idea of entertainment.

why hello handsome

[typeswithgloveson]

I guess that explains this website.