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[idolchatter]

Whaaaat?!

No way! Not in a million, billion years! Geez, why the heck would you even think something like that place would be okay?! I don't care what you've read on my fan pages, but that sort of thing is--!

...even if Senpai is there, my mind's made up, and that's final. Time for another plan, you perv!

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[idolchatter]

Oh-- shut it, Adachi! I'm not going to take that from a person like you!

It's one thing to be a sex symbol, but that island is something else!

i'm so sorry

[magatsu]

If by "something else" you mean "oh no you have to have sex to survive!" then get over it. It could be a lot worse, and besides, it's not like sex is going to hurt you. It's all a part of growing up, and besides, I bet you and your precious senpai aren't as innocent as you're trying to make it out to be. I was in high school once too, remember.

Though I guess if you need someone to teach you all about it - you know, someone with more experience - I could maybe convince my mun to app me there.

[idolchatter]

Ew! I think I'm gonna be sick just from the mental image!

What, are you going to throw me into a TV when I say no?

*The mun, meanwhile, would find that disturbingly hilarious.*

[magatsu]

This is what I get when I offer to help you out? Talk about rude! I was trying to be nice. [Yeah right.] But anyway, no, I don't think you'd be so lucky.

[idolchatter]

Offering to "help" just because you want to do that sort of thing with an idol isn't exactly coming out of the bottom of your heart! I'm not even out of high school, you pervert.

[magatsu]

[If Adachi were the type to eyeroll, he would be doing so now.]

Yeah, yeah, yak all you like. I don't really care what you have to say about me. You already think worse of me than that, don't you? Nothing I say or do will change that, so there's no point in getting worked up.

[idolchatter]

...that's right, I do-- we all do.

I have a strict "no serial killers" policy, thanks.

[magatsu]

Ahahahahahahha! You're hilarious, though technically I'm not a serial killer. You need three kills to be labeled as one, and I've only got two. So I guess I get around that one by a loophole! Hahahahaa.

[idolchatter]

Then it'll just have to be a "no murderers, period" policy.

[magatsu]

[Sorry, Rise, he's still giggling.]

And if I refuse to accept that? Then what?

[idolchatter]

Then my friends and I kick your creepy butt. Again!

[magatsu]

And how many of you will there be? Just four, right? Or am I missing someone?

[idolchatter]

Like we'd need any more to do the job.

[magatsu]

I'm not going to argue fire power, but bunch of brats beating up a detective? Not exactly the sort of thing that'd look good to others. Four against one isn't exactly playing fair.

[shiroganefortune]

[Muse has nothing to say but mun would absolutely love that last part >.>]

[magatsu]

[Well, well, well. Look who it is.

Hello again, Shirogane.]

[shiroganefortune]

[It's been a peaceful eight months without him. But she knows what he did.

At least, she's been told]

[magatsu]

Are you just going to keep staring or is there something you want to say, Naoto-kun?

[They say knowledge is power. Let's hope for Naoto's sake that proves true.]

[shiroganefortune]

Not particularly. Save that should you attempt anything untoward, I will ensure you are delivered to the justice you deserve. I might not recall everything that happened as the others do but I know what you did.

[magatsu]

And you're a pawn of the law, right? Justice is your duty and you will never tire to see it done, or something like that. Geez, learn to lighten up a little.

[shiroganefortune]

I am a pawn to no-one and nothing. I merely take pride in what I do...I've come to learn that's something you could stand to learn, were your actions not so reprehensible.

[magatsu]

Don't you understand? It's all a ploy. It's a defense, a wall, a way to get off scott free, nothing more than that. It's so I can get away with doing what I want. To take pride in that? There's no point. No one would get it.

[shiroganefortune]

Oh, I understand. I understand that you abused your position and were you to arrive on Atia I would be recommending to Dinozzo-san that he think twice before employing you. I also understand that Atia's punishments for those who commit crimes can be far more severe than anything you might think to be the worst you can imagine.

[magatsu]

What's she going to do, cut my dick off? I can play the part of good and innocent well enough. It's not like I'm going to head over there guns blazing and start killing people left and right. I'm not that kind of guy.

[shiroganefortune]

If that, truly, is the worst that you can conceive of then there's no helping you. But I will be watching.