very, very nervous voice-testing, and i'm probably doing this wrong ;A;

[whoswatchin]

Dear "mun"... Why. It was bad enough when I thought that the humans knew -- what I am'n all -- why bring me here, where... I know they -- they know? Where they can all... stare at me and -- just put me back already, you know this is a mistake.

[The mun's half thinking about it.]

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[bodyguard]

Take it easy, if they're staring, it can't be for a bad reason.

[Breakdown might be
incredibly
biased]

[whoswatchin]

That's what they want you to believe. They'll laugh the second I turn my back -- that's what they do. Always.

[bodyguard]

Well. I wouldn't.

Tried punching them?

[whoswatchin]

[A derisive snort. Sorry, despite the similarities, still not believing him.]

Yeah, right, you wouldn't. Shooting them works better. Harder to dodge.