Voice testing this pretty lady

[toadprincess]

Nice to meet you, Ms. Mun!

I heard you were planning to send me to some sort of 'game'? I trust you won't put me in harm's way, but I can't leave my kingdom on such short notice.

Besides, I don't want to go anywhere Bowser might be lurking around!

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[kingbowser]

Gwa ha ha! I've heard of hard to get, but this is ridiculous.

[Nope, sorry. Bowser's here. Whatcha gonna do about it?]

Sooner or later you'll come to your senses and realize just how awesome I really am.

[toadprincess]

[She is going to keep a safe distance, that's what.]

No! I think you're terrible and evil.

[kingbowser]

Evil and proud of it! But would you really rather have a boring, peaceful kingdom with nothing but sunshine and parties to spare?

[He chuckles and grins.]

I keep things exciting! And without me, those pesky plumbers would be out of a job.

[toadprincess]

Yes, that's exactly the type of kingdom I like. One without you in it.

[You aren't making her like you any more, buddy.]

You're not the only evil out there. You're simply the most determined.

[kingbowser]

Please! You know I'm miles ahead of morons like Smithy and his gang. They might have flashy powers and giant swords, but I've got experience.

[He whips out the Star Rod as if to prove his point.]

Plus, with this baby, I'm unstoppable! Invincible.

[Alas, he hasn't faced defeat via the Peach Beam yet.]

[toadprincess]

[This mun is rusty on the events of Paper Mario, but does remember the Peach Beam.]

How did you get that? You aren't bothering the Star Spirits again, are you?

[seafoodsoup]

Gwee hee hee, now there's a tasty morsel!

[toadprincess]

[Whatever you are, you look gross.]

...Me?

[seafoodsoup]

That's right!

[toadprincess]

I'm not food!

[seafoodsoup]

You sure look tasty. A perfect treat, a delicacy for fine octopus royalty like myself!

[toadprincess]

[Backing away from the creepy octopus now.]

No! Stay away from me!

1/2

[seafoodsoup]

[A tentacle might just slide a little towards her before pulling back.]

I'm not just some garden variety octopus y'know. You should be in awe!

2/2

[seafoodsoup]

Unless you are of li'l ole me.

[thetrueme]

Well, how well do you take care of your kingdom, princess?

[toadprincess]

I think I do a good job. I have help, so it's not like I do everything by myself.

[thetrueme]

How well do you take care of yourself?

[toadprincess]

What do you mean?

[thetrueme]

How well can you fend for yourself? A kingdom's defense is no good without the defense of it's ruler.

[acro_bat_ic]

I doooon't think they're really listening, dude.

[nobler_red]

Don't worry, ma'am. While you are in a game, no time passes at your home. You would be back without anyone realizing you had gone. There's no need to be worried. And I'm sure your mun can find a place without the people you wish to avoid.

[betterlearnmy]

I hate to burst your bubble― [Except not really.] ―but you should probably know that most of these 'games' aren't exactly pleasant.