voice testing; heading to gargleblasted.

[gavehead]

we are doing this bro.
we are making this crazy shit hapen

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[Why is Bro cosplaying Hard Gay in that-- why is--

You know what, never mind. Fuck it.]

spaceship huh

[gavehead]

island huh.
filled with fucking monsters.

have you shat yourself yet.

night of a thousand edits

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ship actually
and only a couple times but its like the captain was hella prepared for that so hes making a killing on depends
"man the poopdecks" never been more literal

still proud of u lil man.....

[gavehead]

man you aint got shit balls.





do they have puppets there.

my life is complete

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uh
sometimes?? idk there were a fuckton of creepy mannequin things when we went to silent hill
its kinda a nonstop tour of every shitty horror movie/game/comic youve ever heard of
we dock we fight we get to go
im the gilligan of murder island sorry professor we dont have time for coconut radiosets were busy trying not to get bumfucked by pyramid head

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[gavehead]

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[gavehead]

i wanna go there.
mainly just to see you scream like a little fucking pussy.

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dude no
nobody wants to be here its like the worst goddamn place im not kidding

[gavehead]

dunno.
puppets and horror and little strider shitting his pullups.

seems legit.

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omfg i havent actually shat anything and you know that dude
come on
anyway its kind of complicated and i know if you show up therell be like an instant 90% increase in puppets for no good reason so no
blocked

[gavehead]

dont be embarrassed dude.
ive dealt with your shit before.

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fuck you it doesnt count if im under 0 years old
you cant expect a baby to man the house
your dream of toddlermaid is always gonna be denied and that wasnt my fault ok

[gavehead]

aw shit no man thats not what im meaning.
maybe kinda.
but in a metaphorical sense.

did i ever tell you the time you had one big shit at that breakfast bar. goddamn it was leaking everywhere.
the waiters never forgot your name since that day.

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uh wow
i know that were kind of the pinnacle of cool so once in a while we gotta get kicked down a notch but you get that this place is public right
haha not that it really matters because i was a rad lil babe back then and didnt know the tools of the trade yet
lmfao yeah
ok
you probably did know i dont even know why i asked you that
you knew from the start

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[gavehead]

hell yeah i know that thats why its such a sweet ass place to lay down the deets on my nostalgic reminiscence.
you were a dirty little fucker and you still are.
so dont be a cocky lil shit.

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[gavehead]

real talk though.
you got bros and hoes at this joint youre chilling at right.

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uh

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ofc
how was that even a question
would you like to try again with something less stupid and unnecessary or are you cool with all that waste of type you just threw my way

[gavehead]

you can just have bros im cool as ice with that.
ex the hoes. get all the dicks
just remember that no matter which.

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dont be a silly,
remember to wrap your willy.

[chucklefuck]

heh heh.

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omfg no stop it
im not porkin anyone ever in this place ok
second i do i just know some gnarly toothed monster that feeds only on fresh young boydicks is gonna pop out from under the bed and it wont matter if dave jr has a rubber or not

[gavehead]

haha.

[airquotes]

go back to the vents clowntown ill deal with you later