Callie Maggotbone. [Department of Integration] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dear_mun2013-01-02 01:25 pm
turnedonbyfleshwounds) wrote in dear_mun2013-01-02 01:25 pm
This is now a thing.
Out of all the people you want to pat your ass for your abject fucking failure you chose me?
You know for someone who's got it in her to be a top and who knows it you are a masochist. No really, you are. You want everyone to tell you what to fucking do and then you go on and insist that you're hard on yourself.
...well, yes you can't be me. Therefore ...I your logic. Still.
Get down, lick my fucking boots, and get me some more fucking icons. Then get off your ass and go get mark's writer to fucking re-watch my fucking show before you even think about charging off to do anything else.
No really. I will not cop with that shit at all. You want to play ball with me we're playing by Hell's Rules. Not Human Rules. That means you work hard, you play hard, and when you get out a bat it has a two-inch spike on it. I'm not playing.
You know for someone who's got it in her to be a top and who knows it you are a masochist. No really, you are. You want everyone to tell you what to fucking do and then you go on and insist that you're hard on yourself.
...well, yes you can't be me. Therefore ...I your logic. Still.
Get down, lick my fucking boots, and get me some more fucking icons. Then get off your ass and go get mark's writer to fucking re-watch my fucking show before you even think about charging off to do anything else.
No really. I will not cop with that shit at all. You want to play ball with me we're playing by Hell's Rules. Not Human Rules. That means you work hard, you play hard, and when you get out a bat it has a two-inch spike on it. I'm not playing.
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[bit of flush in her cheeks, eyes alight with excitement]
Does that sort of sweet talk work on muns? Never would have thought to try it myself.
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