Because he won't shut up.

[stilcalibrating]

 Mundane, it's been a while. Mostly since the last two games you've had me in seemed to involve less space and more plants I'm not surprised that you're not poking around for games as much. Don't blame this on your job, you have enough time to pull me out for private games then you can find me a public one.

 Preferably with Tali.

...You know the one I'm talking about.

Are you even listening to a word I'm saying? Find me a game, or at least something that doesn't have me talking with Javik all the time. His eyes are creepy.

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BECAUSE THIS IS FUNNIER THAN TAGGING YOU WITH TALI

[morethanavoice]

What exactly is your problem with my eyes, turian?

HI-fucking-larious

[stilcalibrating]

There's four of them.

/preen

[morethanavoice]

Yes; make your point.

dork

[stilcalibrating]

You stare. Your pupils also don't make sense.

[morethanavoice]

Just because your species has not evolved to the calibre mine once did does not give you a right to judge my development.

And I hope my staring makes you uncomfortable.

[because he's gonna stare some more, yeah.]

[stilcalibrating]

I think there's a reason your people died out, it's called arrogance. Evolution has little to do with that.

[Fine, stare, it's not like he's going to hit you with a shovel or might be thinking about it.]

[morethanavoice]

Reapers, turian. You call them Reapers.

[staaaaaaaare.]

[stilcalibrating]

I'm fairly certain this is entirely on you, Javik. Not just the Reapers, as much as they're a large contributing factor.

[You're creepy, get out.]

[lectrobiology]

Different evolutionary pressures for different cycle. Four eyes unusual, but understandable.