canon is BPRD ; err, maybe going to Exit Void

[aspecialsnowflake]

Mun? For mundane, da? That is sad, a little. You must not to put yourself down so. That would get dreadfully boring and I can’t have that. I am here to have fun, after all. Take little break from arcane study and staring at rubble of Berlin.

But a game, that sounds splendid! Horrifying, yes? Full of dreadful little delights. Little Dolly Katiya has horrid seasickness, but not to worry. Little pain only makes us stronger.

Comments

[hellshaped]

No, you shouldn't go there. It's not really a great place for kids. [OR ANYONE but kids especially...]

[aspecialsnowflake]

[Now look who it is!... Now quite how she remembers, though.]

Not good for children? Why ever not? Children must to grow up someday.

[hellshaped]

It's dangerous. Scary. Children aren't happy there.

[aspecialsnowflake]

Hmm, I think I have good fun on your scary ship. I'll play with things that... as you say, go bump in night. Little Dolly Katiya and I, we bump back.

[hellshaped]

That's probably not a good idea, either ...

[aspecialsnowflake]

No? Such bright spark as you, you must know all about good ideas. Maybe I'll listen. Maybe we'll go to big world of animal fighting instead. Lock pretty little pets in tiny round cages and make them to set fire to one another.

[... No, Varvara, you are never, ever allowed Pokemon.]

[hellshaped]

[WOW WHAT this is getting creepy.] That's horrible. Who taught you to say things like that?

[fishstick]

[ is this what kids these days like.... ] I think you could find something to entertain yourself besides a floating deathtrap.

[aspecialsnowflake]

This is true, I could. Lots of things to entertain in world - maybe I choose floating deathtrap.

[fishstick]

There's nothing there for children.

[aspecialsnowflake]

Is that so? I think I would like to see for myself. All these little beasties and monsters in closet. I'll root them out and take good look.

[fishstick]

[ It doesn't take a seasoned paranormal investigator to realize that something is very wrong with this supposed child. ] And if you don't like what you see?

[aspecialsnowflake]

That just makes things more interesting, no?