canon is foster's home for imaginary friends

[macdaddy]

What?!

But I don't want to go to some creepy town where I'll never see my friends or family again! Who would?

This is messed up and I'm not going through with it. You can't make me. I'll...I'll call the police or something!

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[battymadam]

Errrr...

Nothing important dearie, it's all stuff that worked out in the end, you know!! But thank you for asking, ehee.

ANYWAY, it couldn't hurt to try! I mean, it's a legitimate kidnapping report and everything, what choice do they have even if when they ask where you are you have to say "the internet" or "someone's head" or whatever the heck this place is even supposed to be, I sure don't know.

[macdaddy]

Oh man, I didn't even think of that! They'll think it's a prank call!

[battymadam]

Right! That's exactly what I meant.

[No she was actually talking about "how can the police find us" but Mac has a much better point, so why not.]

I tell you, these mundanes are tricky. Mine gave me a whole bait n' switch! At least you saw through yours from the get-go. You'll be... [shifty eyes]

Prepared.

[macdaddy]

I don't want to be prepared! I don't want to go at all!

[battymadam]

Then you'll just have to resort to plan B!

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[macdaddy]

Right!!

[macdaddy]

Uh, what's plan B?