dear_mun | A bunch of inactive muses have suddenly gotten restless!

No one dies. Our mun just forget about us because they do not truly understand us or what we have in store for their pathetic world.

Charon. What news do you have for me?

Unfortunately, the same cannot be said of my player. She is the sort whose memory is more adept at retaining pointless trivia as opposed to important information.

The news I have to report depends entirely on what sort of news you wish to hear about, oh dearest leader.

Edited 2012-12-30 08:26 (UTC)

[Don't push it.]

News of Team Galactic's plans. The new world.

_{[This is Charon you're talkin' to here, Cyrus. Snarking is his middle name.]}

You mean the one that has yet to succeed? Fuhyahyah! If the you back in my source material has fully realized his dream of creating a new world, then I have yet to hear about it. The point in time from which I was taken was just after his departure for Spear Pillar.

If you mean to inquire about my exploits here, then it is a far longer story than that. And I certainly have no desire to bore you with such undoubtedly meaningless details, Cyrus sir.

Edited (redundancy and repetition and redundancy) 2012-12-30 08:47 (UTC)

[He narrowed his eyes at the other man's tone. Cyrus would gain what he wanted with this man then disregard him.]

Do not push your luck, Charon. You work for Team Galactic only because I say so. I wish to learn about the exploits of Team Galactic as I have been away some time. [Tch. Mun, that is YOUR fault.]

You will tell me now.

Very well, then. This information is quite extensive, you realize, so I shall attempt to keep this straightforward and succinct.

_{[Cue a ~*~dramatic sigh~*~ from this obnoxious old twit while he dredges up his memories of the past few years.]}

Approximately three years ago, I was pulled to a location referred to simply as "The Island" by its various inhabitants, although you may hear players refer to it as "Pokedressing". Over the course of several months, all three of my fellow Commanders, a handful of grunts, and an incarnation of you joined me there as well.

In August of 2010, Team Galactic attempted to instigate the creation of the new world by chaining the Original One to do our bidding. We came quite close to achieving success... but of course, the other inhabitants of the island saw fit to interfere. Arceus was freed and our leader vanished, leaving Saturn to assume command of the team. Cyrus would eventually return from wherever he had been spirited away to, but did not indicate any immediate plans in the making.

Shortly after Cyrus's return, my player fell into inactivity, thus ending what I am able to tell you.

How...fascinating. [His voice came out like a drawl.]

[That uniform...he'd recognize it anywhere, what with all the information Team Plasma had at its disposal. How curious, color him interested.]

Oh my, if it isn't a member of Team Galactic. For all this time I was under the impression that your team had disbanded years ago. Truly wonders never cease...

_{[Wow, is that hairstyle what constitutes as fashion these days? Whoever you are, dude, Charon is judging you, and he's not being discreet about it.]}

Pah. I know not where you are from, but Team Galactic was still putting its plans into motion the last I was aware. What business is it of yours, anyway?

[With all due respect, Charon, your fashion sense isn't much better. Nevertheless, Colress will ignore that judging in the favor of information.]

If you wish to know, the location I am currently stationed in is the Unova Region. I imagine you've heard of it? As for what business it is of mine, allow me to explain. I am a scientist, my name is Colress. Seeing a member of Team Galactic made me quite curious, so I just had to investigate.

You see, the point in time I am from has your organization already disbanded as I said before. However, if what you say is true...then that means people from different timelines really can interact in a place such as this without any negative repercussions. Or...perhaps you're from another universe entirely? Either way, I've yet to experience something like this before. It's quite the astounding discovery.

Edited 2012-12-31 09:18 (UTC)

Colress, hmm? Well, since you are so very familiar with Team Galactic, I assume that this genius scientist requires no self-introduction, then.

_{[The derision in his voice is practically tangible. Of all the Galactics you could've encountered, Colress, you ended up with one whose ego is bigger than his planetary lunar namesake.]}

As far as I have observed over the past few years, individuals from parallel universes, alternate timelines, and different points on the same timeline are all capable of interacting in locations of this nature with no repercussions to speak of. I have even found that multiple iterations of the same being can interact here with no ill effects, aside from a potential-- but perfectly justifiable-- sense of disconcertment.

Therefore, the surprise you feel at seeing those who by all technicalities could only exist in the past should be minimal... or at the very least, should eventually decrease with time.

Considering there was only one noteworthy Team Galactic scientist among the information I was given, you would indeed be correction in that assumption...Charon.

[Colress brings his index and middle finger to his face, adjusting his glasses before folding both arms behind his back. Should Charon be paying attention, he may notice the small smirk present on his fellow scientist's face.]

Indeed. Although with what I have already discovered, in addition to what you have just told me, I doubt any further situations bearing similarities to our own should surprise me. You can only discovery the same thing once after all. But I digress...

During your introductory "post" you mentioned something about having plans that you wish to put into motion. Might I be so bold as to ask what they are?

_{[Charon might be mentally preening a little now, but he doesn't miss that smirk of Colress's.]}

Curious, are we? Ask as you wish, though you may not necessarily receive a full answer. I'd prefer to maintain some element of surprise with my plans, after all. _{[That and the mun is still trying to figure things out, FML.]}

I am, however, willing to divulge this much. With the cooperation of a select few, I can begin to lead Team Galactic down a new path. One that is profitable and more readily achievable than creating a new universe. A path far more befitting of the genius that is Charon!

I wouldn't be a very good scientist if I didn't exhibit a healthy curiosity.

[The young scientist listens intently, his smirk fading a bit as Charon goes on. Sure, it was nice that this guy wasn't a whack job like Cyrus (like Colress was one to talk), but this was all so...disappointing.]

I see. Unfortunately, unless I am mistaken in my thoughts, it seems our goals are worlds apart. It's quite a pity. You see, I do not wish to bring myself any sort of glory, whether it be deserved or otherwise. Instead, my one and only goal is to bring out the true power Pokemon possess in whatever way I can.

_{[Geez, with the way everyone's got differing goals in life, Charon might just begin to notice that the world doesn't actually revolve around him!]}

Is that so? Quite a pity. I cannot fathom any reason why one would turn down the opportunity for glory, particularly when they too have chosen the path of science.

But, I suppose that is fine. So long as your goal never comes into direct conflict with my own, I see no reason to dissuade you. Especially seeing as your aim is, admittedly, an interesting prospect in its own right.

[If that happens the world might end though...naw, I'm sure we'll be fine.

Regardless, Colress' smirk turns into an actual smile. It would appear this topic has got him excited.]

It's actually a rather simple reason, Charon. To put it as bluntly as I possibly can, I find science to be its own reward. The joy of finding a new discovery, the desire to keep searching for more answers in this world of ours, the sense of fulfillment you feel once a project has been completed, and the wondrous anticipation as you await the next part of your research or the next project in line to be started...tell me, what more could I ask for? In essence, what it boils down to is...

[He takes a deep breathe before continuing onward with his little speech. Perhaps...perhaps he got a bit too excited...]

Science gives my life purpose and meaning.

[Once that's out of the way, he pauses for a brief moment to let that all sink in. A few seconds at most, really. Charon is a scientist after all. He shouldn't need more than that to process such information. Besides, he's got to get his words ready for the next little "speech"...which actually causes his whole face to "light up".]

As for my aim...it is a rather interesting prospect, isn't it? So many people in this day and age use their Pokemon for day to day activities, whether it be for battling or companionship, yet they never allow such amazing creatures to unleash their full potential. I believe it's the job of humankind to help Pokemon unleash their true potential, no matter what the cost may be!

Edited (Missing words and typos...AGAIN.) 2013-01-07 03:45 (UTC)

I do trust that your interest in plans and priorities bear in mind that both concepts are tied to Team Galactic and our ultimate success in bringing about a new world.

The priorities are merely a notice to my player and nothing more. As she anticipates the next few months being rather busy for her, it would serve her well to remain aware that certain tasks take higher precedence over others.

As for those plans... _{[cue diabolical grin]} ... they bear the ultimate success in mind, and Team Galactic as well. Or at least, they should, provided that idiot grunt girl of mine remembers what her allegiance is.

[[Don't think he didn't notice how you seperated those concepts, Charon. Be grateful he's not Specialverse or you'd be facing such a pinch right now]]

And what is truly the ultimate to you?

_{[Ohoho, is Charon being a bad boy right now?]}

Nothing that conflicts with your almighty vision, sir. The ultimate success is simply bringing about what should have always existed in the first place.

_{[Who, me, being intentionally vague around the boss? Nahhh, never.]}

And what is that? What do you believe to be the natural state of things?

_{[I'll take "Skirting around the answer" for 200, Alex.]}

... simply for the masses to enter a state of awareness about who-- or what-- needs to ultimately be recognized.

[have a glare. Well, a more focused, intense glare anyway]

Then tell me what you believe in. What do you believe about the world as a whole?

_{[Oh, fiiiiiiine. Looks like the Cyruses are getting all of the ~dramatic sighing~ on this post.]}

I believe that the world is painfully ignorant and foolish, and should learn to recognize a genius when they see one. Is that really such a difficult concept to grasp?

Edited (accidentally a verb) 2013-01-03 06:57 (UTC)

[[Well that was...remarkably specific]]

I see...No, it is not. Even a fool would understand what that means.

Precisely! So as you can see, my plans should cause you no worry whatsoever.

UGH. Of all the muses to get active, why YOU?

Because no voice is more compelling than that of the genius Charon.

_{[He glances at her. Though her uniform is definitely Galactic, neither her face nor the outfit itself are familiar to him.]}

I fail to understand why this would be such negative news to you, girl. Surely one who has donned the colors of Team Galactic, such as yourself, would be in favor of the arrival of their Commanders?

No voice is more annoying, you mean.

Where I come from, you were infamous in Team Galactic. You weren't liked by anyone and stood for nothing but your own gain. You were a monster.

_{[Gosh, you mean there's a universe where people don't like me? Sounds terrible!]}

Well, aren't you just an impertinent little brat? And I suppose your universe of origin sees you as an important member of the team, then?

As a matter of fact, it does! I'm Boss Cyrus' greatest creation, and the team's ultimate warrior! While you're just a little man who's built yourself up to be as big as the organization itself. I will not argue with your power, but please don't mistake it for real power!

_{[Dear me, is that anger we hear in your voice? That may have just improved Charon's mood.]}

Well, then. In that case, do forgive this oh so humble genius scientist for speaking out of line, Miss Cyrus-in-Training.

_{[He gives a little mock bow.]}

[Mitsumi's scowl changes into a smirk upon seeing this.]

Oh, you are forgiven, Mister Team Rocket has-been. But this is only coming from a Cyrus-in-Training after all. Cyrus himself might not be so forgiving. Sorry 'bout that.

_{[Two can play at the snarking game, whippersnapper. >:T]}

I believe Cyrus would rather concern himself with important matters instead of policing his higher-ranked members. As long as the team effort remains cohesive, my word choice in conversation with a child who doesn't even exist in my universe is highly unlikely to have any bearing on my standing in the team.

I think I recall hearing the Cyrus from my Mun's headspace saying that, as valuable as you are to his team, he knew how to immediately deal with you if you so much as tried to step out of your place. For your sake, I hope you've been good for your boss.

Oh, rest assured, the last time I encountered my universe's incarnation of Cyrus, I was more than cooperative. I was not made a Commander for my nonexistent unruly tendencies, after all.

_{[Sure, I snarked at him half the time and slacked off a quarter of the rest, but that's still one-quarter full of actual work done!]}

Good. You know your place, and as long as Cyrus is in charge, make sure not to forget it.

In fact, don't forget it even when Cyrus isn't in charge. We wouldn't want Team Galactic to fall into terrible, incapable hands, now would we?

Oh, certainly not. I do agree that Mars would be an absolutely terrible leader if control ever fell to her.

_{[/snarkin' away, all day, erry day!]}

Edited 2013-01-05 12:39 (UTC)

That's true. The only one capable of leading Team Galactic in Cyrus' place is someone who both shares his ideals and knows how to carry out the actions needed for bringing that vision closer to becoming reality. Mars doesn't quite have it in her. Nor does Jupiter....and least of all you. Nah, I think Saturn would be a better candidate. Either him or....me.

Edited 2013-01-05 18:50 (UTC)

A bunch of inactive muses have suddenly gotten restless!

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The mun apologizes in advance for the TL;DR. ^^;

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From one pokemon scientist to another...

Beware, fellow scientist, for there is snark to be had.

I always enjoy a good snark-off.

As do I! Even if it's just parenthetical snarks.

As long as there's a worthy adversary I'm cool with that.

Let's hope his eagerness to yak about himself doesn't dock worthiness points.

It shouldn't, so long as he does so in an interesting manner.

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Wow I am so late... (and I apologize for the tl;dr)

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eeeee Mitsumi! <3 Alas, this guy's gameverse.

Glad to see you recognize her greatness.

I, for one, am glad there are other folks who've read DPA.

Oh c'mon, you could not have thought you were the only one!

Well of course not, but I haven't met a whole lot of others who have!

I hear lots of Team Galactic fans have read it.

Indeed indeed.

Manga Team Galactic = Win.

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