Don't look at me.

[dontevenknowyou]

...seriously?

Aren't you supposed to be figuring out all of the people who are already in here? Why did you add me? And no, I'm not your type, I'm—

Okay, yeah. I'm your type.

[He squeezes his eyes shut, pinches the bridge of his nose. Why is it always him?]

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[larker]

You're welcome sweetheart.

[Shrugs.] Why would I be? This is nothing new, gotta just kick back and enjoy the carnage right?

[dontevenknowyou]

Yeah, I can't really say I'm enjoying what carnage I've seen so far.

There are a lot of angry things in here with me.

[larker]

That's still nothing new for you. Admit it, you're only upset you don't have a crate of beer to enjoy watching the carnage with.

[dontevenknowyou]

[He sighs.]

I'm not that far removed. Fresh meat and all.

[larker]

Oh so you're like, new new? That's adorable, let me pinch your cheeks or something.

[dontevenknowyou]

I think I'll pass on that one.

[larker]

Good, there's not enough sanitizer in the world. So what's the evil, corrupting, masterminding mundane gonna do with you, Sammy?

[dontevenknowyou]

Nothing. Yet.

She has enablers, though, so who knows how long that will last.

[larker]

It'll be somewhere awful no doubt, you'll probably wind up on some sex island or something. Which I guess would be good for you.

[dontevenknowyou]

That, at least, I think is off the menu.

...sex islands? Seriously?

[larker]

Yep. They exist. Where you gotta get laid every x amount of days or you die horribly over and over again.

If your mundane is a slash fan, even I will send you a sympathy card when you get there.

[dontevenknowyou]

Great. What kind of lunatic came up with that idea?

[larker]

I think it's a hilarious idea, personally. And a mundane came up with the idea. Welcome to the world of mundanes, Sammy. If it can be thought of, it will be done.

[dontevenknowyou]

Different strokes for different folks, I guess. But it seems like it would get pretty old.

[larker]

I didn't think it was even possible to feel more sorry for you, but you just managed it with that comment.

Your worst nightmare? Is their entertanment. Just an fyi.

[dontevenknowyou]

Makes them sound like demons. Or angels.

[He offers a grin to go with that one.]

[larker]

Dammit Sam, now we're gonna have to take you back to the vets to be declawed.

[Eyeroll, try harder Sammy~ At least there's a slight grin back.]

And they're worse. Much worse. Mine's lenient enough to go with whatever, but boy you're probably in for it.

[dontevenknowyou]

Why, what's yours do with you?

[larker]

Whatever I want. Which means I get to head to a place where I don't even get my powers clipped.

[dontevenknowyou]

Sounds pretty terrible for everyone else.

[larker]

Well that's not my problem, it's theirs. Though no time powers, so no more groundhog days.

[dontevenknowyou]

Too bad they'll never know how lucky they are.

[larker]

Don't be such a drag, Sammy. It worked out in the end and you walked away from it learning a valuable lesson.

[dontevenknowyou]

Sure. Never piss off the angels.

Unless you can't help it.

[larker]

I wouldn't have undone it if you'd pissed me off, are you really that dense?