bloodswap AU B3 voice testing

[soporless]

this is a FUCKING JOKE.
YOUR REALLY THINK you have the TIME OR PATIENCE to play with ME, BITCH?
YOU DON'T have the fucking GUTS.
NONE OF them do so WHY SHOULD YOU be any fucking DIFFERENT?
STOP WASTING my time.

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[princeofhope]

wwould you rather wwaste your life in the confines of your muns headspace

[soporless]

WHO SAID ANYTHING about wasting the FUCK AWAY?
IT'S easier to live THAN FLYING OFF the fucking handle EVERY OTHER FUCKING time.
is this SOME KIND OF sick joke, AMPORA?
I KNEW you liked roleplaying BUT THIS IS fucking ridiculous.

[princeofhope]

there are wways to pacify flippin of evvery handle you knoww
anywways wwhat are you goin on about
im not evven tryin to roleplay right noww
believve me
youd knoww if i wwas

[soporless]

i FUCKING KNOW THAT.
you think I DON'T?
I fucking hate the TASTE OF FUCKING sopor slime.
but IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING used.
i fucking HATE IT DAMNIT.
you're using TAVROS' FUCKING TEXT colour.
did you REALLY FUCKING THINK nobody would notice?

[princeofhope]

yes i knoww that as wwell
ivve
unfortunately had to taste it a feww times
but theres really not much else you can wwork wwith you knoww

uh
no im not usin his text colour
wwait
oh my god
hes not a purple blood wwhere you come from
he cannot be
oh my fuckin god you must be JOKIN

[8reaks_8balls]

[Well time to copy his Karkat's method of calming purple bloods down just to see if it will work. He isn't too worried because he's sure he'll avoid any and all harm. So prepare for papping and shooshing Karkat!]

[soporless]

WHAT MAKES YOU think I'm fucking JOKING, AMPORA?
WHY would i lie ABOUT FUCKING ROYALTY?
heh it's almost AS IF YOU'RE talking fucking miracles LIKE THAT TEALBLOODED idiot.
you're a FUCKING LOW GREENBLOOD. get used to IT GOD DAMNIT.

[soporless]

[Are you seriously trying to pap shoosh him, Vriskan? Seriously?]

[princeofhope]

because he cannot be royalty
theres no wway a troll like HIM wwould evver be fit for royalty
and fuckin shut up
i should knoww wwhat the fuck blood colour i am and if im typin in the right one
im not the same eri you knoww
i thought you wwould evven be smart enough to get the hint
in my vveins runs royal purple blood
i knoww that for a fuckin fact as much as ivve seen shed for vvarious reasons

[8reaks_8balls]

[Yes and he is going to keep doing it with fierce determination.]

[soporless]

do you really THINK I GIVE a fuck what BLOOD COLOUR YOU are?
you're just THE SAME AS everyone else in THE FUCKING END.
highblood. lowblood. it DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.
either way i GET TO CULL you.
maybe i SHOULD SHED MORE of that nice FUCKING ROYAL PURPLE.
what do you SAY?

[soporless]

what do you THINK YOU'RE FUCKING doing?

[8reaks_8balls]

Trying to calm you down?
Is it not working?

[Still papping and shooshing.]

[princeofhope]

theyre all still beloww me for a reason
so wwhat if the lowwbloods die
theyd die before myself either wway
but thats implyin i havvent died yet

haha
thats cute
id say that you should reel in your line
theres absolutely no wway that you wwould be able to spill my blood
you wwont evven be able to reach me if i took to the air

and i also thought wwe wwere at least friends you knoww

[soporless]

you're not MY FUCKING MOIRAIL, serket.
stop fucking PRETENDING TO BE.

[8reaks_8balls]

Fuck
Should of guessed it would require me to 8e your moirail for it to work.
Oh well I tried.
8y the way how did you know who I was?
Am I a 8oy in your world too?

[soporless]

ARE YOU really so fucking SURE OF THAT?
how do you KNOW I CAN'T?
there's a reason WHY I'M PRINCESS maryam's favourite subjuggulator.
WHOEVER SAID WE fucking weren't?
you're JUST REALLY FUCKING annoying me right NOW.
LIKE I wasn't already annoyed.

[soporless]

no. it's not FUCKING HARD TO guess.
even though YOU AREN'T TYPING in maroon and are using ARADIA'S FUCKING COLOUR.

[8reaks_8balls]

Keep up Vantas!
I'm from an altern8 universe.
Though I can't say what 8lood you are in my world 8ecause you would never tell us!

[soporless]

i take it I TYPE IN fucking grey like PEIXES IN THAT fucking case
bullshit IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS

[8reaks_8balls]

Yeah that's what you do.

[soporless]

grey is so FUCKING DRAB.
THERE'S nothing on the FUCKING PALLET THAT compliments it in A FUCKING RAINBOW.
how can i PAINT WITH IT?

[8reaks_8balls]

Oh gr8.
You are like our purple 8lood.
Do I have to get my version of your moirail out here?

[soporless]

what makes you THINK I FUCKING have one?
i DON'T NEED ANY of that fucking WEAK BULLSHIT.

[8reaks_8balls]

Oh gr8.
So even Makara is useless again.