On apping to exsilium

[larker]

Okay so you got most of it done, makes a change for you. Just let me reread this crap, because knowing you you missed out a few of my powers. Duh, remember? You're sending me to a place where I get to keep them all, and it's a very extensive list.

Wait, you mean I got to ditch the time loops? Aw c'mon! Time loops are the best form of fun. Right? Of course you agree, but you are too easily striking it off the list.

The fact you deleted that part with a grin shows what kind of person you are, mundane. At least I get to keep my powers and spend time in a game with burger-eating-attack-monkeys. Minus the time loops. You heathen.

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[servingmichael]

My mundane had four other people look over the listing of our powers to ensure he didn't leave any out.

They still missed a few.

[...I can't miss what I didn't KNOW about Raphael. Season 8 hadn't started yet.]

[larker]

My mundane says it's like writing out a shopping list. They'll undoubtedly miss something out and I will kick their ass to the next hell gate for it.

I'm still pissed over the time part though. What losers strip time powers away?

[Seriously, bro, it just loves throwing things around for canon details in later seasons.]

[servingmichael]

Mine makes a good faith effort but that's about the only 'good' part of his intentions.

We can still time-loop where I am, but we are unable to travel through time. Or resurrect the dead.

[He spent almost five days trapped in a circle of Holy Fire so small he literally was not able to move. He's not feeling forgiving.]

[larker]

Mine half-listens as she watches natural disaster documentaries. Pretty special if you ask me.

No time-loops in this place. Everything and the kitchen sink, but no time manipulation of any sort. And dead people bring themselves back, so ressurection's as useful as a chocolate fireguard.

[Man if Gaberiel had seen that he would have laughed. And possibly flicked things at Raphael. Best little bro, no?]

[servingmichael]

Some come back here as well, but it would be useful to do it on my terms.

Otherwise...we're free to do as we wish, more or less.

[He'd have gotten eaten by the Leviathans using Raphael as bait, actually.]

[larker]

Not everything can be on your terms though, you should know that one by now.

And so it seems. Whatever will I do with myself?

[Ew. Who let those things out? Jerks, stealing his fun. Dammed Leviathans.]

[servingmichael]

No, I'm aware. But as much as I am able, I will have them as I want them.

[Rebellion and blasphemy under the guises of enforcement and obedience to Heave? Yes.]

No idea. I've seen some strange turns.

[Who do we think?]

[larker]

All your little soldiers lined up neat and tidy.

So let me get this straight. You're in a place that makes you, effectively, non-angelic for the duration?

[Please say yes, Raph. As much as Gabe loves all his bros, it'll still amuse the hell out of him that Raphael is in that situation.]

[servingmichael]

My remaining siblings safe.

[But lined up and in a row, yes.]

No, we're simply not the biggest fish in the pond anymore.

[Raphael was just heading towards this before, anyway.]

[larker]

Paradise on Earth, and so on. Heard that one too many times.

[Raphael you are an awesome bro, but Gabe doesn't line up very well :|]

Maybe in your pond. With the people where I'm going, I'm still up there. Luci's there too, we're going to open some beers and hang out.

[servingmichael]

You say that like it's a bad thing, Gabriel.

[He's not actually wanting the Apocalypse because he hates people - cause the opposite. He wants it so that they are all safe and taken care of. He doesn't understand why some of the others are so against that, especially the ones who love humans.]

So are we. But God is there, and another from a different world. And they have...these, they aren't people, who can trap us, void us down to the level of humans.

Lucifer used to be there. Michael too.

[His misses them.]

[larker]

Not saying it's a bad thing. Just repetitive. C'mon, it's been an argument starter for a few millenia now.

[Can't help the eyebrow raise. Not often he sees a God around, let alone theirs. More than one though has to be one hell of a conversation starter.]

Sounds like they moved on, but who the Hell knows what these beings are that can send our kind around without a second thought, let alone keep us in one place.

[Le shrug. Admittedly, the God comment has pinged his interest.]

So, your "place" has a God?

[servingmichael]

It's not a bad thing.

[He still was barely speaking to him.]

It's a computer or something. Called the Core.

[He had been warned to not poke it, and had stayed away.]

Yes it does. For a while now, apparently.

[larker]

[Just going to eyeroll so hard. You know Gabriel dislikes the fighting over that crap.]

Pft, a computer. Hard to believe a piece of crap like a computer can do that much but can't make your coffee in the mornings. Tch.

Good for you then I suppose. You're probably enjoying all the rules and stuff over there. The place I'm going to, not your thing. You'd hate it, really. No rules, just people gathered to be a big army or something like that.

[servingmichael]

[He's sick of the fighting too. Tired of everything really.]

It's so hard to believe a computer can hold us somewhere when a blood spell could bind you to a location?

[Yep. He knows about that.]

Yes it's wonderful. Now we get ignored to our faces. This place...Michael compared it to Sodom and Gomorrah, I think it may be worse.

[bwahahahaha]

Thankfully my own powers are also being fully retained in this realm.

It is the only condition I am willing to spare my Mundane upon.

[larker]

[Laughing.]

Not like you can kill mundanes, believe me I tried.

[bwahahahaha]

I'm hoping they don't know that.

[larker]

Pro-tip, between you and me? They know it from the start.

[bwahahahaha]

CURSES...

[...]

I don't suppose you have another one of these 'Pro. Tips.' [Said slowly and carefully; he's not down with the new age lingo, yo'.] as to what we are meant to do.

Without a world to conquer I find myself with nothing to do...and I'm not ready to retire.

[larker]

[Eyebrow raise. Actually stroking his chin as he mulls that one over.]

Sure thing. If you're a jerk to the mundane, they give up and put you where you want to go.

[lucitan]

Always the worst when those sorts of powers go.

[He should know all about it- He might be going somewhere where most of his powers are sealed or at least weakened, so he's not happy about that.

But any time related power is definitely the kind that'll be missed the most.]

[larker]

Yeah, right, means no more groundhog days for special people.

[So hard done by. Though Gabriel was in a position where he was almost sent somewhere that had no powers at all.

He'll miss his time-loops.]

[apalerider]

Don't be greedy.

[ Just sayin'. ]

[larker]

[If he was wearing a monocle it would have dropped off.]

Yeah well. It's one of my favorities. Was just pointing that out.

Enough of that anyway. Not seen you in forever, how's it going?