voice testing an AU'd Magnus Bane

[bootsandboys]

Do you really think this is a good idea, mundane? Because I don't think you can handle this. I am one hell of a handful. Just ask anyone.

At any rate, you'd better do something with me, and quick. I get bored very easily, you know. And there is nobody in your headspace that's interesting enough to keep me entertained. Even that Katherine girl will bore me eventually.

Look, just give me some tequila and I'll try not to turn anybody into furniture.

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[angelblooded]

... [ He's just going to be watching for the moment. Because hey, AU can be scary.]

I'd rather not be a table, for what it's worth.

[bootsandboys]

[ A head tilt. ]

But you'd make such nice furniture. Strong and sturdy. Though I might have to go with a coat rack instead.

[steleheart]

Why furniture?

[bootsandboys]

Because I really need a new wardrobe to put clothes in and turning them into rats isn't going to do me any good.

Why, are you volunteering, sweetness?

[steleheart]

I don't know if you mean to be a rat or to hold your clothes but the answer is no to both.

I've seen what being a rat near you does.

[bootsandboys]

[ He brightens a little. ]

You'd be less pretty as a rat. However, you'd make a cute mannequin. A little on the short side, but you could model my scarves and hats.

[steleheart]

[ Biting back a laugh. ]

I doubt Jace would like that.