On stats

[batterthanyou]

Yo, mun. Do you have any idea how bored I've been? You haven't let me fracture a single skull here, let alone kill something, so what the fuck am I supposed to do? Free beer only entertains me for so long.

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Ugg, fine. I guess I'll just have to do all the work myself and think of something. [And after a brief pauses of glorious silence...] I know, how about we check out how fucking dead this series has gotten? I'm curious as how many people play who, if only to see which assholes have good taste and which ones are tasteless. Actually, don't answer that. I don't give a fuck what you think, so let's get this shit started!

Let's see...there's about four Douchedowns, one of his killjoy brother, a Maggie, two Twilights, three Shinobu, two Hollys, two of that crazy yandere bitch, and about four of me. Now, those may seem like pretty good numbers...until you fucking realize something: how many of these dickwards are actually, ya know, active. There's me obviously, Travis, his bro, and...a Shinobu. That's pretty much it. So that's...what...four outta nineteen?

...I'm obviously too drunk to be doing math.