→ mun is kind of maybe looking for a game >.>

[plagiary]

Now sweetheart, don't be rash. You've seen what rushing in does. [ Like Cobb and most of his ideas, the bloody oaf. Still not over it. ] Gently does it. I know you miss having me about to lighten up your life but we don't want to crash and burn again, do we?

... Arthur would never let us live it down.

So for the first time in my long and illustrious life, I'm going to tell you to follow his lead for once. Wait it out, assess, see what happens. Besides, if you really are planning to let that muzzle wearing lunatic and the very gorgeous little gangster in here, you might run out of steam for me. Bear in mind I'm the classier option.

Comments

[aloadeddie]

Following my lead? Were you replaced by a pod person?

[plagiary]

Pod people wouldn't be this attractive.

keywords tho

[aloadeddie]

That's pretty subjective.

But good luck. Getting them to listen to reason is an uphill battle.

r u d e arthur. r u d e

[plagiary]

It's all in the delivery.

I don't know about that, me and mine have quite a rapport.

not as rude as UR FACE

[aloadeddie]

Just wait until they send you somewhere that messes with your head. [Which is exactly what happened to him. :|]

no, r u d e r.

[plagiary]

I was just trapped in a world full of glowstick monsters and perpetual darkness, Arthur. I know what I'm in for.

[ And if it weren't closing he wouldn't be going anywhere else. Now he just gets extra mayhem. ]

please nothing is as r u d e as those fish lips

[aloadeddie]

And I'm stuck in a place that seems like it could be reality, right up until you realize you're actually on the back of a giant, magical turtle.

[Totems are useless!!!]

excuse you those lips bring men to their knees ok.

[plagiary]

How zen.

[ He feels you, Arthur. ]

or vice versa ????

[aloadeddie]

I wish.

It's too quiet, if you ask me. [And he's got an inexperienced architect to look after.]

well, if you play your cards right!

[plagiary]

You know that's a cliche movie line, don't you dear?

[ Grinning. ] Next thing you know an axe wielding maniac will turn up on this turtle.

[aloadeddie]

It's cliche for a reason.

And I'm not sure it'll be as obvious as that. Too many whispers in dark alleys.

[plagiary]

How subtle can one be on a flaming turtle?

[aloadeddie]

Apparently even giant magical turtles find themselves home to political intrigues.

Weirdest goddamn dream ever. If it even is a dream.

[plagiary]

You can never escape politics, Arthur.

[aloadeddie]

Maybe that's why I'm a criminal.

[plagiary]

You're telling me we have no politics in our line of work? Dear me, I must have been under entirely the wrong impression.