Don't think he doesn't see you!

[getdownfromthere]

You there!

Stop encouraging people to climb on the roofs! Is there something wrong with using the streets like good law-abiding citizens?

Comments

[celestial_wizard]

[ Oh great, did Natsu get in trouble again? ]

It's worse when they're scaling the walls to climb in your window at night.

[ Not that Lucy ever locks her damn windows. ]

[getdownfromthere]

[alarmed] That's breaking and entering, young lady. You should post guards.

[celestial_wizard]

Ah, but I don't have any guards or anything like that.

[ And. She .. didn't think they would be much good, no offense. She'd need like, FIFTY guards. ]

[getdownfromthere]

Then you should report the incident to local law enforcement.

[You could always just get like fifty guards.]

[celestial_wizard]

Well I would, ordinarily but I know the person that's always climbing in my window. It's not a thief or anything.

[ What like at a store? Insta-Guard!(tm) Just add water :3 ]

[getdownfromthere]

That's still unacceptable behavior. Have you tried locking the window?

[They aren't in short supply]

[celestial_wizard]

Locking it? [ BAHAHAHA locking the window ah...oh wait he's serious. ]

Well he's scary-strong, so I don't think a lock will do any good. Besides, he could probably just melt the lock off, if he really wanted to get in.

[ ffffffffffghlkg ]

[getdownfromthere]

What?!

Miss, you are in terrible danger!

[celestial_wizard]

W-what?

No, I'm not! He'd never hurt me! [ fFf Lucy you're just making this worse. ]

[getdownfromthere]

A strange man cannot be allowed to break into a young lady's house! That's...that's several different kinds of illegal and immoral!

[celestial_wizard]

I know, but he does it all the time. Sometimes it's not just him, but some of my other friends, waiting for me to get home or eating my food. [ I have to shop extra now to they don't eat it all. ]

And then sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and he's in my bed. [ ... Lucy should you really be saying that? ]

[getdownfromthere]

[Stares at her in horror]

[faintly] This is going to require backup.

[celestial_wizard]

[ U-uhm. She said too much, didn't she? BACKPEDAL LUCY, BACKPEDAL! ]

Y-you know what, n-nevermind, it's fine, really!

H-hahahhaha.

[getdownfromthere]

Nothing to fear, Miss! You'll soon have the protection of every Loyalist in the colonies.

[celestial_wizard]

E...every Loyalist?

Isn't that a bit ...much? [ Lucy what have you doooooooone. ]

[getdownfromthere]

[Off to gather reinforcements!]

Dying XD

[celestial_wizard]

[ Ffffffffffffff ]

[vistandsforvice]

Yeah, it's boring!

What ya gonna do about it, law man?


[ She's just gonna flip him off and keep running around on rooftops. Hopefully he chases her. :3 ]

[getdownfromthere]

[suspicion bar filling rapidly as he hurries after her]

Get down!

[vistandsforvice]

Make me!

[ She stops, staring down at the guard. ]

C'mon, put your back into it! You're never going to catch me if you drag your feet!

[getdownfromthere]

[The arrow over his head turns red]

Miscreant! Halt!

[He takes aim at her with his musket]

[vistandsforvice]

[ Vi jumps off the roof, ducking into an alleyway. ]

[getdownfromthere]

You were warned!

[He shoots down into the alley]

[Misses.]

[He starts reloading]

[This will be a minute.]

[intheshadows]

Too many people to avoid.

[getdownfromthere]

Your social issues have no bearing on the law.

[intheshadows]

And the law has little bearing on my life.

[getdownfromthere]

Of course it does! If it weren't for laws, you could be robbed, or stabbed by some lunatic without repercussions!

[intheshadows]

Is that so?

[getdownfromthere]

Certainly it is! Our job is to stop them.