To paradisa. Maybe.

[ptooey]

So let me get this straight.

You want to swap the soccer freak with me at the castle, just to get me embarrassed over Pit's exploits the last time he was there?

That's not even evil, it's just dumb.

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slow workday so HELLO

[shiningascent]

Wait, we're talking that castle? Is there even anyone left who remembers me? It's ... kinda been a while.

[he's not getting nostalgic or anything g-goshhhh...]

bad girl

[ptooey]

Yes, that castle. How many castles are called Paradisa? [ignoring the fact that he's avoiding the last question]

:)c

[shiningascent]

Probably a few!

[STARES DOWN...]

[ptooey]

Uh huh. [STAAARE]

[galaxiapride]

Break it up, you two.

[shiningascent]

All I did was ask a couple questions...

[galaxiapride]

You of all people should know how fast he is to jump at your throat.

[shiningascent]

But--!

[galaxiapride]

Patience.

In any case, he doesn't pay attention to know and tries to divert your attention away from that fact.

[ptooey]

[OI, SAME HEADSPACE mommy JERK]

[shiningascent]

[MOM LIKES ME MORE HAW HAW]

[ptooey]

[WELL

MOM

MAKES ME PUDDING MORE OFTEN]

[shiningascent]

[have fun with your pity pudding]

[ptooey]

[at least he gets delicious, soft, moist, jiggly pudding

and all you get is burnt stew]

[shiningascent]

[Fluffing his feathers. He's obviously pouting.]

It's like pulling teeth, but without all the scary dentist tools. Sheesh!

[galaxiapride]

Then I should give you that lollipop reward? [How long was that Invinsible candy in your pocket Mommy?]

[shiningascent]

!!! [PRIZE? PRIZE? I GET A PRIZE????]

[galaxiapride]

Don't eat it all at once.

[he holds it juuuuuuuust out of reach]

No, really, don't eat it all at once.

[ptooey]

A couple of dumb questions.

[shiningascent]

Why can't you just, I don't know, answer them like a normal person?!

[ptooey]

Here's a news flash for you, neither of us are exactly normal people.

[shiningascent]

Yeah, I'm aware. What about it?

And don't think I'm gonna forget just because you keep derailing all over the place, Pittoo.

[ptooey]

Unlike you, I have a reputation to maintain.

Like how you forgot that we were supposed to have a match some time ago?

[shiningascent]

What, a reputation for being a big dumb jerk? Because you're sure acting like one.

I-- stuff came up, okay?

[ptooey]

A reputation for not being as dumb as you.

Fine, whatever. But this time, we're turning on the Pokeballs to high.