Work is just slow right now.

[wellbangokay]

You've been replaying this for a while now. I get that some things are funny but...should I be worried for you?

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[sixthanimorph]

I'd be more worried about whoever the poor sap is that's gonna 'report to the ship'.

[wellbangokay]

[He's not sure if that was an indirect insult but he's not taking it that way.]

I don't know. If you ask me, he's not that bad looking.

[sixthanimorph]

[Half-and-half, really. He'd have gone the direct route, but... well, you're a big dude. A big, armed dude. He's not stupid.]

... 'He' isn't some weird tentacled alien thing, is he?

[armouredheart]

With these people, Skipper? Always.

[wellbangokay]

She has put me through strange things [like a car race in some candy land full of children] but nothing that I would consider psychologically mind damaging, at least. [Or maybe he's already crazy and nothing fazes him anymore...like car crashes.]

[armouredheart]

[She grins] I think your tolerance for that is a little higher than most people. Sir.

[wellbangokay]

That's why I need you around, Ash - to keep these people in line.

[...well, due to the nature of this place she's more likely to get a medal for trying but still!]

[i_am_da_lawson]