on being created in general.

[split_the_world]

No. Go to Hell. I won't be used for your entertainment.

You might not be Shop, but you're a bastard just the same.

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[master_troven]

Don't worry too much about it. You're probably going to have it better than some.

[split_the_world]

How can you be so sure?

[Forgive her, Alex. She's a brat on a good day. She'll eventually calm and actually act like a kid but for now? This seems like a huge injustice.]

[master_troven]

I've been doing this for almost eight years now. I think I'd know a bit about this.

[Why yes. He's been on the interwebs for eight years. And he's amused at her.]

[split_the_world]

Eight years? Really?

[Whoa, dude. Whoa. That's impressive.]

But why don't people leave me alone?

[master_troven]

Yeah. And my younger self has been around for ten. But he's not here.

[Freakily impressive.]

Because they think you're an interesting person.

[split_the_world]

I'm unimportant.

[master_troven]

That has nothing to do with interesting, m'dear.

[chaosincarnate]

Kid your age shouldn't be swearing.

['Cause Jaren never did. Nope, not at all. He'll look slightly abashed before grinning a bit.]

Pot calling the kettle black, sorry.

[split_the_world]

[She was going to comment on that, frowning slightly as she considered saying it was just a word and that grown ups have said worse but then he apologized and smiled some.]

It happens.

[chaosincarnate]

I'm Jaren. What's the Shop?

[Should he be asking? Probably not.]

[split_the_world]

You're better off not knowing.

[Means it's hideous.]

[chaosincarnate]

That bad, huh? We had an evil wizard trying to screw everyone over.

[Two Wizarding Wars summed up in one sentence. Ta da!]