Happy Holidays to one and all!

[pudding_head_leader]

HA HA~! We told Smart Cookie the key to long youth was freezing thyself in peanut brittle with a hint of fudge!

Thank thee for unfreezing us mundane! Now we must asketh thou where we are? This does not look like the newfound land of Equestria... This better not be a foul trap by Princess Platinum to keepeth us from the council, we are starting to get the impression she does not like us.

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[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Nightmare Night has ended a couple months ago.

[pudding_head_leader]

Nightmare Night? What is this "Nightmare Night" thou speakest of subject of Platinum?

[bestofthebest]

...Pinkie Pie?

(It's been a while since they put on that play for Hearth's Warming Eve.)

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Okay yeah, Cotton Candy is weird. First those ten instruments, now this.]

The Great and Powerful Trixie demands you to cease your acting.

[didntlearnanything]

Uh... Pinkie, you feeling alright?

[pudding_head_leader]

We are not acting naive! Except that one time with that cow but that's not important right now. And thou are not one to command anything from the tribe leader of the earth ponies.

[pudding_head_leader]

Commander Hurricane! ...Odd thou had a different cutie mark the last we saw thee

[pudding_head_leader]

We are feeling peachie pokey keen Smart Cookie! ...There is something different about thee, did thou get a manecut?

[bestofthebest]

...It's a disguise, Chancellor! Yeah, one to fool anypony in case we were to be ambushed on this glorious day.

(Pinkie's WAAAAAY too into her role, apparently!)

[didntlearnanything]

Y'all look like Pinkie... but ya don't sound like it. What the hay is going on here?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...There is no tribe leader of earth ponies.

[pudding_head_leader]

WHAT! So Princess Platinum is now claiming we are not a good leader!?

B-but all those times we met after the windigos....of all the wretched snobbish...

[pudding_head_leader]

Of course! Especially after our land was invaded by thine wretched cat-birds of the east.

Ooo Perhaps thou can hidth mine too~!

[She lifts up her dress and...wait that's not Pinkie Pie's cutie mark, this one is a bowl of pudding with a spoon in it...]

[pudding_head_leader]

Smart Cookie please, how many times have we told thee to address us as "Her Chancellorship", or "Her Chancellorness", or even "El Chancellorino".

[bestofthebest]

(...What the hay?! Pinkie's really into her role, and Rainbow's eyes widen in surprise at what she just saw.

Not at the fact that the Chancellor lifted up her dress, but at the bowl of pudding for a cutie mark.)

Eheh, I don't have unicorn powers so I can't change yours Chancellor.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Okay... that anger seemed real. This is either Cotton Candy or the real thing.]

...The Great and Powerful Trixie wonders if you have ever heard of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.

[pudding_head_leader]

We cannot say we have unicorn peasant, are they somehow related to Princess Platinum?

[She's sounds a bit bitter uttering her name.]

[pudding_head_leader]

Awwww. Well was it Clover the Clever that helped thou, or her mentor, that weird bearded pony?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie does not like being called a peasant. But all this? She met a fictional character and a long-dead magician, and now one of the founders of Equestria. Dear Mun is weird.]

...The Great and Powerful Trixie bows down not to Princess Platinum. Nopony does anymore. You founders of Equestria had been dead for thousands of years. Trixie has deemed you to have been pulled from the past.

...Now tell me, if Trixie bows down to the Princesses of Day and Night, does that make her a "peasant"?

[pudding_head_leader]

Thou still bows down, so...yes thou are.

[Waita minute, she's ignores the whole 'thousands of years dead' part after hearing Princesses of Day and Night.]

[Gasp] The Princesses of Day and Night!? The stories Clover spoke of are true! The gods have returned after hundreds years to lead all ponykind into a new golden age!

[GASP]...We should invite them to a party.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Grr, Puddinghead's just as annoying as Cotton Candy.]

The Great and Powerful Trixie has heard that The Elements of Harmony bow down to The Princesses of Day and Night, that all of Canterlot bows down to them, that everypony bows down to them! Trixie herself has performed many an amazing feat, from halting manticore attacks to besting even The Dreaded Ursa Major! She has traveled all across Equestria from Manehattan to Los Pegasus to Ponyville to Marecago!

The Great and Powerful Trixie is so much more than a... peasent. She is the greatest, most powerful showmare to ever grace Equestria with her presence!

[She poses theatrically as fireworks shoot up from behind her, exploding in many dazzling colors.]

[pudding_head_leader]

[She's seen Starswirls' actual feats, so you're gonna have to better than that to really "wow" her but...]

We did not realize you were one the soldiers of the Night Goddess, we mistook you for a common parlor performer.

Tell us Trixie, how much has changed in Equestira in our absence?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Soldier of the Night Goddess?

...Yeah, she accepts that apology. Even though she IS a common parlor performer.]

The Great and Powerful Trixie is glad to have seen you recognize her for what she is. She deems that Equestria may be an entirely different place than what you are used to!

[Trixie then begins to tell a very long story of how Equestria is through worldbuilding. Yes, that's right, she's telling a story of herself of how she had stopped everything from Tartarus from escaping and finding out who orchestrated the entire thing.

It lasts a long time and Trixie's voice shows absolutely no sign of tiring.]

[bestofthebest]

(Clover the Clever...? Oh yeah, the pony Twilight pretended to be!)

Clover! Girl's getting to be pretty good as that weirdo-clown she calls a mentor, hehe.

[didntlearnanything]

Uh... yeah, not gonna happen. I think ya got a few screws loose there hun.

[always_the_moon]

Why dost thou persist in the misuse of the royal "We"? Thou art an elected official, not royalty.

[pudding_head_leader]

Yes! We are aren't we? Smart Cookie always spoke of the same, saying for us to speak like the common pony. [Luna, you know better than to question Pink-er...Chancellor Pudding Head's logic.]

Any way she it takes a few moments for to realize Holy crap, there's a alicorn in her presence!]

By the stars of thy heavens above, thou art the goddess of the night!

[pudding_head_leader]

Smart Cookie, what is the matter with thee? And why aren't thee wearing thy hat we gave thee?

[pudding_head_leader]

Hear, hear. [She laughs]

[pudding_head_leader]

[Wow. Trixe sure spin a yarn...she might need some of it up latter.]

Impressive! We should invite thou on a quest sometime!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie has a very busy schedule. She will have to find room on it on order to aid you on your quest.

[always_the_moon]

Indeed. We are the Princess Luna, Monarch of the Moon and Bringer of Night to all Equestria.

And thou art stealing Our schtick. Cease at once.

[bestofthebest]

(Princess Luna! Rainbow bows for a moment or two, then rises with a nervous expression. Where the hay's Twilight when you need her?!)

Eheh, Princess...I think all of Equestria heard you...could you maybe tone it down a bit?

(And you may have spooked Fluttershy. Again.)

[bestofthebest]

Uh...so! Now that we've founded the land of Equestria, I regret to inform your Chancellorshipness that we...aren't there right now! Our misguided muns have snatched us away to indulge in some games, and they've gotta be court-martialed.

(No way, that can't be the real Chancellor Puddinghead! The girl never even said 'hold onto your hooves!' ...Wait, no-that was Pinkie again.)

Because why not

[thebearded]

(The magician nods in respect.)

Chancellor.