[Homeless and senseless]

[revvinguptheharley]

Deck the Halls with C-4 by golly
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Tis the season to wreck it all-lee
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Bust out the Batman DVDs
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Memories of Puddin' Red and Meeeee
Fa la la la la la la la la!

This is a great idea! We'll stay up all night watching cartoons and then be ready to pounce of Santa and jack his sleigh!

...well of course I'm Jewish. What's it matter?

Anyholly. All I want for Christmas is the rest of those Gotham City Sirens books! Oh and a game would be nice. Or you could buy me a subscription to DC Universe online.

OHMYGOSH! I gotta go find a tree. Red always knew where to find the best trees. See ya later Mun!

P.S: You didn't think I was gonna sing Jingle Bells Batman Smells did ya? I save that for tomorrow!

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[wing_of_night]

[Have a Dick hanging from a rafter overhead, upside down as usual.]

At least it's better than the usual rendition of Jingle Bells.

[revvinguptheharley]

[looks around confused before she looks up and spots him]

Hi there darkdork!

Yeah everyone always fusses about hearing the same Christmas songs every year! So I put together a whole playlist. The inmates really loved it!

[wing_of_night]

Somehow I get the feeling that 'loved' is a strong word. I can't imagine Two-Face or Croc being much for caroling.

[He swings and flips off his perch, landing on a lower perch right-side up this time.]

We'll have to compare notes sometime though. Y'know, to make sure there's no copyright infringement on my renditions.

[revvinguptheharley]

You'd be surprised. The Ventriloquist has a be-ee-utiful singing voice.

It's such a mess these days who's to say. Besides of all the laws I skirt copyright infringement is one that the B-man lets me get away with.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Oh, Harley has tricks and rhymes quite clever
And the strangest Stockholm Syndrome ever ♪

[revvinguptheharley]

[giggles]

Oh stranger scruffy and so charming,
hope your Christmas is alarming!

[Bows]

And hope you're the one who causes all the harming!

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Why, my lady black and red
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said ♪

[revvinguptheharley]

[dancing around with some bells]

How sad it is to hear you say
I'm the nicest girl on your Christmas day.
If you were a little more pale or a redhead say...
I'd take you in the back of Santa's sleigh!

[Cackles wickedly]

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ My dear, your words beguile
But I thought green hair was more your style ♪

[big_blue_boyscout]

I didn't think you'd be the gaming type, Harley.

[revvinguptheharley]

Are you kidding big blue? I LOVE games! You think a stick in the mud would dress like this?

[big_blue_boyscout]

... You know, I can't really argue with that. I just didn't think you'd be in to video games is all I meant.

[revvinguptheharley]

Oh sure! I love video games! They made a really great one with me in it not too long ago! I mean...technically it was about B-man and Kitty but I was in it and looking gooood!

But Mun said if I was good...or at least not as bad then maybe Santy would bring me Lego Batman 2.

[big_blue_boyscout]

I think I know the one.

Well, hopefully you have been.

[revvinguptheharley]

Eh...well I haven't been AS bad. I guess it's up to the big man in red!

[big_blue_boyscout]

I guess it is.

[plains_hunter]

I think Christmas carols are for everyone, regardless of religion, Harley. More an expression of joy than anything else.

[revvinguptheharley]

Now that's an attitude I can get behind!

Not alot of holiday cheer in Arkham Ayslum you know?

[plains_hunter]

I wouldn't know, thankfully. I was never much Arkham Material, Harley.

[revvinguptheharley]

We're all Arkham Material scruffy! Some of us just aren't all the way there yet!

[plains_hunter]

Are you saying a grown man who dresses up like a cat is mentally unhinged?

[revvinguptheharley]

Well...sure. I mean a grown woman dressing up like a cat to steal things is just playful but a grown man? That's kinky.

[plains_hunter]

I'm no more crazy than the Bat is...Alright, that's a bad example.

I hope you're not spending Christmas with Mister Smiley. I'd be a shame to wake up a to a headline about him strangling you with Christmas wrapping or something disturbing like that.

You still have a chance to leave "the life", Harley.

[revvinguptheharley]

Well, not that it's any of your business but Puddin' and I are having some...separation time.

[plains_hunter]

Well, damn. That's the first good news I've heard in months.

[revvinguptheharley]

Well it probably doesn't help matters I've been stuck with this mook of a mun for years now.

[plains_hunter]

You should count your blessings on that one. They're not ALL bad. Mostly. Kinda'.

[revvinguptheharley]

Oh this one is. He's a regular monster.

Not to me but the other muses. The ones he "likes" They get the worst of it.

Lucky me I'm just along for the ride!

[shockjock]

Well, if it isn't little miss bells-for-brains.

[revvinguptheharley]

Sparky! Merry Christmas!!

How's tricks volt-butt?