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[Homeless on Christmas?]

Hey Dude!

Police Navy Dance!!!

Glad you're enjoying the snow. We don't get alot of it in Jump City but usually there's enough of Christmas.

Sooooo you wanna know what I want for Christmas?

...well too bad I'm gonna tell you anyway.

I want a game! I want to get back out there fighting evil and having fun and meeting girls! Come on you could even use older me, even if my expressions are way cooler and the art style is more consistent.

...I mean I guess I'd settle for some Comic Books but I'd really prefer to find a game. Remember how it used to be? With Terra and Hay Lin and Duela? And Kevin and the rest of them?

Whatever happens, Merry Christmas dude. I'm gonna go find a giant candycane.

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Y'know, I've never really been much for peppermint. Tell ya what, I'll throw any candy canes I get your way.

Dude sweet! Literally!

How about chocolate Oranges? You like those? Or maybe like peanut brittle?

The Candy Canes are all you're getting, Gar. Though, I may be persuaded to share some of the plate of candies Alfred makes. I swear that man has super powers when cooking.

No no dude you misunderstand.

[Digs around in his Christmas stocking and produces a wrapped Chocolate orange]

Trade! Because I totally don't have a regular gift for you.

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changelingdude - 2012-12-24 22:55 (UTC) - Expand

Police Navy Dance.

[Moddie looks so disappointed in you, BB.]

Really, ducky? Really?

Don't tell me how to celebrate!

Here, try this Eggnog.

[Home made vegan Eggnog, try at your own risk]

[Giant candy cane? Her tooth fairy sense are tingling! Here, Beast Boy, have a fairy that doesn't seem to know what personal space is.]

Make sure you brush after that candy cane!

Whoa! Hi uh...feathered lady.

Anyway brush? You bet! I brush after every meal when I can. Check out these babies!

[Big bright toothy smile, complete with an adorable fang]

Toothiana. Nice to meet you.

Oh, wonderful! I'm so glad to hear it.

[Once he smiles, she stares at them in wonder. YOUR TEETH ARE SO NICE.]

Beastboy! Nice to meet you.

And if you like these you ain't seen nothing yet!

[Transforms into a shark grinning with shark teeth, then a horse with big horse teeth, and an Elephant with giant tusks, finally a T-rex with those big ole teeth]

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changelingdude - 2012-12-24 22:39 (UTC) - Expand

[Oh, gosh, why did mun have to throw her at short, green and squeaky over here? Don't you have any other girls he could meet?]

Well, uh, I guess it like, has a lot to do with the kind of game you're looking for.

[Well hello there good lookin! He slides over and offers her a Candy Cane]

The kind with lots of butt kickin' action! Some laughs, some love. All the best adventure stuff you know?

And maybe it would be nice to have some friends I know...

[...yup. Yup, she knows that look. WELP. She takes the candy cane and smiles awkwardly.]

Well, um, I don't really know who your friends are. We did have a Terra once, but she wasn't an alien. You're an alien, right?

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changelingdude - 2012-12-24 23:06 (UTC) - Expand

Feliz Navidad, Garth.

And Hatty Gimble to you too Supes!

You know, one of my favorite Christmas Memories was with one of you in a game I was in. We were setting up lights so Santa would know where to land.

Oh really?

[That's something new]

Dude, I saw this one in the store right? It looked like a log for a fire. I could totally take that thing down.

[chomps with his big bright pearly whites]