He still won't accept it

[lartdelaguerre]

Mundane! I see you've opened Norad's official website, huh? Always one to be happy about holidays heh. I assume you're about to track Santa and--

[ Grumbles. ]

Mun... What's wrong with you? We've already been through this last year, not that again... He exists. Why would a serious organization like Norad tracks Santa Claus otherwise?

[ ... ]

Will you stop mocking me? You're going to celebrate Christmas right? Who do you think will bring you your present if not Santa? Just, stop it!

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[whyamisobritish]

FATHEEEEEEEE--

[breaks off and stares in disbelief]

Are you a child?!

[lartdelaguerre]

Hrg... Not again...

[ A frown and more grumbles. His sons cannot be that naive. ]

How does believing in Santa qualify for being a child?

[whyamisobritish]

You believe in-

[Liquid covers his face with his hand]

My father, greatest soldier history has ever known and my greatest enemy, cannot believe in bloody Santa Claus.

[Liquid can't deal with this.]

[memoryguardian]

Of course he exists! I know him myself.

[Well, maybe not the Santa you're thinking of. But multiverses and whatnot.]

[devil_groom]

Course he does. If he didn't, then people would live at the north pole, duh.

[smallmailman]

Don't worry, mister! We know the truth.

[majorcrotchgrab]

... Big Boss. I am going to educate you. Santa Claus isn't real.

However, Grandfather Frost is. You'll just have to wait until January for him.

[Trolling or CONVERTING TO COMMUNISM? Maybe both. What a bastard.]

[bunny_ears]

Joining in on the chorus of people who've met the guy. Hell, back when I was in community college and trying to make ends meet with shitty retail jobs, he still made sure I had a nice Christmas, even if I was technically a bit old for it.