wrt mood whiplash and current musebox threads

[crownless]

...I've met some pretty strange people in my day, so know that I mean this when I say that you are one really, really weird bitch.

You know that?

[WOW MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO, TRAVIS.]

Comments

[ishotyouuu]

Really? You're complaining?

You should be grateful that you're getting so much attention.

1/2

[crownless]

So should you.

Wade.

2/2 you didnt see that

[crownless]

Uh, for the record, though, I'm not complaining. More like questioning her priorities.

[ishotyouuu]

'Course I'm grateful. My mun's a classy lady who treats me right and knows what I like.

I'm just sayin' that if you're gonna question your mun's priorities, maybe you should use a more... diplomatic approach than just callin' her a "really weird bitch". I know it's crazy, but gals usually don't take kindly to that.

I can just picture the scenario right now-- you're all "man I was totally flippant and cool" and then your dick explodes.

Please. If nothing else, think of poor innocent Travis Jr.

[crownless]

[he's quiet for a moment before replying--]

So... Do we mean figurative, or literal?

[NEITHER SOUNDS GREAT BUT ONE IS MORE SURVIVABLE THAN THE OTHER]

[ishotyouuu]

[He taps his chin thoughtfully, savoring the moment.]

I'd say that depends on how pissed off your mun is. I know my girl puts me through some pretty touchy situations when she's in a mood.

...Probably literal, though. It'd be funnier.

[crownless]

No fucking way! She wouldn't--I need my junk, that's just fucked up!

[ishotyouuu]

Relax, Trav. Maybe she won't go to that extreme.

Maybe she'll just, like... turn you into a chick or something. Genderbend's popular these days, after all.

You'd still lose the dick, but hey... at least it won't be as violent?

[crownless]

She's already got icons.

Honestly? That wouldn't be too bad--it'll suck losing my penis and all, but tits will be fun, right?

[ishotyouuu]

Oh, definitely.

Tits... and those interesting toys in your drawer. You know, the ones that run on special batteries? I hope you didn't forget about those.

See? You're already prepared!

[crownless]

You have one hell of a one track mind, don't you, dude?

[But he never actually said that he minded, so.]

Maybe for a day, though. It'd be interesting to see it from the other side.

[batterthanyou]

No wonder the women are just falling at your feet. You have such a fucking way with words.

[crownless]

I'm a fucking ladykiller. You should know, though, right?

[OHHHHH SICK BURN]

[batterthanyou]

It never fucking surprises me how douchebags like you seem to conveniently forget certain things. Like how I knocked you on the ground with one hit, mounted you like my bitch, and then bashed your fucking head in until you finally said "YOU WIN".

[crownless]

Yeah, except for one thing.

I'm the one who lived.

It's kill or be killed--didn't you learn that, too? Honor, fair play: in this business none of that means a thing. Sylv--the UAA didn't give a fuck about my forfeit when I killed you, and it still doesn't, and it's never going to. Win or lose. All you get is death.

[batterthanyou]

Then riddle me this, fuckface. What do you get? A two-bit whore who you've been gunning for the entire series? A bunch of rotting corpses? A fuck-off giant robot you can't even use? Some precious revenge? In the end, all you've got to show for your hard work is bullshit. You've got no right to talk big shit when you're still looking for an exit. Me? I found that exit, they stamped a big ole' "THE END" on my screwed up story and I died with a smile on my face.

So fuck you, I'm content with what I got. Not all of us want to be a fucking hero.

CRY THIS GOT INTENSE

[crownless]

You know what I get? I get a second fucking chance!

And I get to tear the fucking system down, brick by god damn brick. So people like you don't need to get jerked around anymore. [People like Alice. People like Holly. People like Vladimir; people like Jeane.] I'm trying.

...you ghosts are so fuckin' critical. Jesus.

IT GOT INTERESTING

[batterthanyou]

[Bad Girl can only shrug.]

You started it, asshole. All I said was you had such a way with women, then you had to go and turn this whole thing into a dick fighting competition. A dick fighting competition with a girl.

[I believe that's what we call a burn.]

I enjoy interesting 8)

[crownless]

[run cool water over area of burn]

Yeah, yeah. Screw you.

What're you doing out of the grave, anyways? The Akashic Points stirring up more of the undead, or what?

As do I! These two are fun to play off of each other.

[batterthanyou]

Sorry, selfcest isn't one of my kinks.

[That whole "you're dead" reminder is getting really old, Travis. Not that you can tell she's annoyed, as bitchy is kind of her default setting.]

Nope! Just my faggot of a mun wanting to send my ass someplace.

yesss

[crownless]

I'd say "good luck", but you probably get off on the day-to-day stuff that goes on in the worst of these games.

[batterthanyou]

It's not like I'd need it anyway. The place I'm going is actually going to let me be a fucking security guard, can you believe that shit?

[Those poor bastards...]

no shh you're fine! i was just busy with holiday stuff today hhgdhs

[crownless]

Wait.

You?

Who the fuck would make you a security guard?!

Naw, it's fine! I wasn't satisfied with it, so I fixed it.

[batterthanyou]

The bald fucker who runs the X-Men. I can't make this shit up.

OH! ok good c:

[crownless]

Did he knock himself on the head or something? ...Did you knock him on the head? That's the worst idea I've ever heard.

[batterthanyou]

Don't try to fucking pin this on me, I had nothing to do with his crazy ass decision. The old bastard's probably going senile for all I know.

[She gives Travis a rather lackluster shrug before continuing.]

Anyway, the place is called "The Institute" or some bullshit.